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Nitegazer
#1 Posted : 11/25/2015 6:22:01 PM

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Ok, so I go online to find a good summary of impartial information on what DMT is about (the lack of negative health affects associated with it, etc.). And in my interweb wanderings, I find THIS:

As for extraction methods there are quite a few ways. People have been known to extract DMT from human brains (rare), animal brains (uncommon), and surprisingly blades of grass from your lawn (common). The blade of grass extraction method brings me to my next thoughts however I'll start by explaining how it's extracted. First you go out and grab a bunch of blades of grass. Second, you must freeze them and then crush them until they are liquefied. After that you keep crushing the grass and keep freezing them over and over and over and over again all while simply changing the ph levels and keeping them at a ph level of 9. After a looooong process of treating and fermenting the grass, you are left with crystals that you are able to smoke.
(source: Cracked.com Article)

At first I thought this article was a joke article, but alas, it doesn't seem so.Wut?

I challenge Nexians to find mis-information that is more ridiculous than that! Post it here.
 

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NotTwo
#2 Posted : 11/25/2015 8:08:12 PM

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I personally only resort to lawn clippings when brains are in very short supply Very happy


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#3 Posted : 11/25/2015 8:09:18 PM

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This site should fe shutdown, lest they reveal to the world the pineal tek.
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#4 Posted : 11/25/2015 8:40:16 PM

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Oh boy that was a horrible read, 5 minutes I'll never get back.Confused
 
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#5 Posted : 11/25/2015 8:52:26 PM

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null24 wrote:
This site should fe shutdown, lest they reveal to the world the pineal tek.


It's bad enough that they have our Blade of Grass tek sussed!

Anonymous will bring them down tonight Pleased


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#6 Posted : 11/25/2015 8:55:33 PM

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I assume anyone really interested will not use cracked.com as their sole source of reference.

If they do, I guess they'll get what they deserve when they smoke their frozen grass clippings.
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#7 Posted : 11/25/2015 9:11:00 PM

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Anyway I don't understand - when using brains, does it have to be the brain of someone who has died from DMT overdose or can it be any brain?

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#8 Posted : 11/25/2015 10:46:35 PM

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i spent the better part of this decade writing that article, i thought you guys would appreciate it a little more Sad
 
#9 Posted : 11/25/2015 11:45:39 PM
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inaniel wrote:
i spent the better part of this decade writing that article, i thought you guys would appreciate it a little more Sad


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#10 Posted : 11/25/2015 11:57:35 PM

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All of you guys have been wasting your time messing around with Mimosa and Acacia etc for DMT... but the secret lies in how you mow your lawn! I'll show you:

Step 1. Mow lawn

Step 2. ?

Step 3. You now have DMT

Easiest tek ever. You are welcome!

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Nitegazer
#11 Posted : 11/26/2015 12:13:38 AM

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The key is to change the ph levels while keeping them at a ph level of 9.

Clearly, if any of you could master that technique, worlds of transmutation would open to you.
 
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#12 Posted : 11/26/2015 12:52:30 AM

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Submerging grass in liquid nitrogen (ph9) and striking it with a hammer makes instant dmt crystals.
 
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#13 Posted : 11/26/2015 8:44:58 AM

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Nitegazer wrote:
...First you go out and grab a bunch of blades of grass. Second, you must freeze them and then crush them until they are liquefied. After that you keep crushing the grass and keep freezing them over and over and over and over again all while simply changing the ph levels and keeping them at a ph level of 9. After a looooong process of treating and fermenting the grass, you are left with crystals that you are able to smoke....

Do you treat the brains in the same way as the grass to get the spice out?
Please help, this bucket full of brains begins to rot it's already stinking badly so there is a hurry.
Thank you.

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#14 Posted : 11/26/2015 9:23:58 AM

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Jees wrote:

Do you treat the brains in the same way as the grass to get the spice out?
Please help, this bucket full of brains begins to rot it's already stinking badly so there is a hurry.
Thank you.

Razz


Here's my brain tek in case that helps Jees.

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brain.jpg (34kb) downloaded 250 time(s).
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#15 Posted : 11/26/2015 10:10:07 AM

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Thank you NT, that explains it Thumbs up and I'm confident all is reversible.
It worked out rather great actually so here's me mesmerizing the formed crystals:
(They're not that yellow but the brains were from non smokers.)

 
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#16 Posted : 11/26/2015 12:51:37 PM
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This really was not a joke?

It reminds me of the things that Hunter s. Thompson would tell gullible folks to scare them, like:

"did you know in LA Satan worshippers are abducting people off the street in day light, they steal the brain of the victim, sometimes even removing the brain in public, they are after the pineal gland, which they eat for a psychedelic rush"(...Or something to that effect)

Was "bananadine" and "peanut skins" considered a joke or misinformation?

Anybody who knows anything will take garbage like "DMT can be made from lawn grass" or "DMT users derive their DMT from brains" with a grain of salt...

...It's pretty funny though

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#17 Posted : 11/26/2015 5:12:16 PM

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Ethnogenic--

Well, coming from a site called 'Cracked' does make one wonder if there is a relationship with the old 'Mad' inspired comic.

Sadly, think this is intended to be taken as seriously as any other hack job. Look at the comments section.

Also, you will note that the webpage comes up near the top of the heap if you google "DMT Fact Sheet" Shocked
 
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#18 Posted : 11/26/2015 5:41:25 PM

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I'm belly laughing right now Smile The comments in this thread are great!

I'm pretty sure the article is meant to be a joke. "Cracked.com - America's only humour site". Even some of the comments sound like they are deliberately giving out misinformation to be funny...

God I hope I'm right!
 
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#19 Posted : 11/30/2015 1:40:38 PM
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NotTwo wrote:
Anyway I don't understand - when using brains, does it have to be the brain of someone who has died from DMT overdose or can it be any brain?



As DMT is produced endogenously the person would not need to be on DMT. you can find small amounts of DMT in every healthy humans blood and urine.





Tek for DMT from human brains

First you have to kill the person in a way that doesn't spill blood, next pray to satan and "harvest" their brain within 10 minutes of death, the fresh pineal gland is then extracted and consumed raw and must be eaten within 10 minutes of the persons death.

Then you have the most intense euphoric DMT trip of your life.

(This should go without saying, but I'm not being serious in any way here)

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#20 Posted : 11/30/2015 1:42:42 PM
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Nitegazer wrote:
Ethnogenic--

Well, coming from a site called 'Cracked' does make one wonder if there is a relationship with the old 'Mad' inspired comic.

Sadly, think this is intended to be taken as seriously as any other hack job. Look at the comments section.

Also, you will note that the webpage comes up near the top of the heap if you google "DMT Fact Sheet" Shocked


...pretty funny, some writer somewhere is laughing that it got published...

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