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Space wrote:ahh mate,, funny as. I just imagined a scene where your mother walks into your room, you long gone, and with that on your face  Very inspiring :idea:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NICE! Yeah...then she calls the cops. They come & quarantine a 4 block radius around your house, strip searching all your family & neighbors, because they think your wearing some kind of protection device against the dirty-nuke-germ-bomb you just set off!! And it didn't work...  WS All posts are fictional short stories depicting the adventures of WSaged!! None of these events have actually happened and any resemblance to any real persons or incidents is totally coincidence!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh yeah, I can definitely see that happening in some place like america, where everyone's paranoid about terrorists... When I start manufacturing these in a large scale, I won't be sending these to america then  And thankfully, it's been 11 years since I've lived under the same roof with my mother 
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honestly, i think it's an awesome device and i'm probably gonna make something like this for my dog. Maybe change a little bit, to fit a canine
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illudium Q-36
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do you dose your dog with dmt? All posts written by Madcap should be regarded as fiction.
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dread wrote:Just to clarify, it's not a rubber band, it's an old shoelace I think. So, in addition to everything else, it smells like peoples' feet?
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SWIM
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Great engineering and originality. But in SWIM's experience: 50 mg in a bulb vaporizer = more difficult to vap and <50% as stong as with the machine and less tasty. Maybe put a small puncture in the bottom and pop some steel wool into it. In that case SWIM thinks it would work better. Cheers to great ingenuity Q21Q21's Tek: A comprehensive guide to extracting DMTThe 2 teks use non-toxic lime and vinegar and Tek 1: d-Limonene or Xylene or Tek 2: Naptha to produce very quick high yields with the greatest of ease.I am almost never on this site anymore so I will likely not answer PMs
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Uncle Knucles wrote:dread wrote:Just to clarify, it's not a rubber band, it's an old shoelace I think. So, in addition to everything else, it smells like peoples' feet? man this thread is priceless lmao. The universe is an infinite harmony of vibrating beings in an elaborate range of expansion-contraction ratios, frequency modulations, and so forth.
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I agree, this thread gave me some serious lols. nice try dude, but blown glass ftwshoe
ॐ भूर्भुव: स्व: तत्सवितुर्वरेण्यं । भर्गो देवस्य धीमहि, धीयो यो न: प्रचोदयात्
Love, Gratittude, Compassion, Fearlessness!
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nothing has made me laugh this hard for months, amazing invention! I'd be spinning out with that thing taped to my face before I even took a hit. It gives you the ability to stash your spice in the beard, where the cops would never even think to look The street finds its own uses for things Onwards and upwards
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Derek
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lol what an interesting notion..... me i use changa... FTW "once youve locked yourself into a serious drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can..." - hunter s. thompson
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feeling really sorry for this guy now, lol dread: Are you going to make another smoking invention? claw back some credibility  and plus I'd like to see what else you have to offer. also as a beard wearer myself, I think you should clean up the rest of your face and neck because it emphasizes the beard as a proud facial creation... lols shoe
ॐ भूर्भुव: स्व: तत्सवितुर्वरेण्यं । भर्गो देवस्य धीमहि, धीयो यो न: प्रचोदयात्
Love, Gratittude, Compassion, Fearlessness!
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The Root
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I would deffinately like to see more inventions like this. antrocles wrote:...purity of intent....purity of execution....purity of experience...
...unlike the "blind leading the blind". we are more akin to a group of blind-from-birth people who have all simultaneously been given the gift of sight but have no words or mental processing capabilites to work with this new "gift".
IT IS ONLY TO THE EXTENT THAT WE ARE WILLING TO EXPOSE OURSELVES OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO ANNIHILATION THAT WE DISCOVER THAT PART OF OURSELVES THAT IS INDESTRUCTIBLE.
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MagikVenom wrote:Maybe he has a sitter to rip it off his face. I dont think I would use this ^That brings hilarious images into my head. Such a good thread, I haven't laughed out loud at a computer screen like I am now for so long. Looking forward to some more great inventions dread. People spend their lives searching for perfect moments and fail to see, that there are many unappreciated perfect moments everyday that are overlooked.
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Well I haven't patented it yet , so I guess I am just going to have to trust you guys won't steal my idea . I call it the spicey matik hope you like it. Here it is.. . deweeb attached the following image(s):  funnel gag.jpg (17kb) downloaded 266 time(s).
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deweeb wrote:Well I haven't patented it yet , so I guess I am just going to have to trust you guys won't steal my idea .
I call it the spicey matik hope you like it. Here it is.. .
Wow!  If id blast of to Hyperspace with that...id feel like a machine elf as well. 
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JEEZUS YOU GUYS!!! I'M LAFFIN' LIKE AN IDIOT OVER HERE!!! !!! yeah...dread- you get an A+ for creativity and ingenuity, but this one needs a little polishing..... not quite ready to give up my GVG in the name of lookin' like uncle fester with a bulb in my mouth and all.... hehehe....i can't stop giggling... deweeb- your invention seems a bit more solid, yet lacks a little in the "subtlety" department... man oh man....WSaged- the idea of mom walkin' into son's room to see him in elf-land with THAT alien attached to his face..... HOLY MOTHER!! ...i haven't laughed this hard in quite a while.... thanks dread....you're awesome brother! LOVE AND GRATITUDE!! "Rise above the illusion of time and you will have tomorrow's
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deweeb wrote:Well I haven't patented it yet , so I guess I am just going to have to trust you guys won't steal my idea .
I call it the spicey matik hope you like it. Here it is.. .
Ok Dude get that off to the Beer Bong kids right away. Before spring break!!!!! A good laughing thread is a good thread. Thanks OP and I am completely sincere no sarcasm at all. I would even suggest a interchangeable apparatus DUAL beer bong spice pipe, but we all(at least most) know the beer bong boys aint ready for spice. Peace
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 have you ever taken that ferry from San Francisco to Berkeley and looked back and seen that while in Berkeley, San Francisco doesn't exist?
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hahaa nice one deweeb!! this is the funniest thread i've ever read. useless hippies.... shoe
ॐ भूर्भुव: स्व: तत्सवितुर्वरेण्यं । भर्गो देवस्य धीमहि, धीयो यो न: प्रचोदयात्
Love, Gratittude, Compassion, Fearlessness!
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God I haven't laughed this hard in SO long. I have tears on my face and cramps in my gut! You guys rock but you will be the death of me. Either that or I will be buying my first set of Depends Undergarments early due to these posts. deweeb - WOW! I love the spicey - matik. Reminds me of the bizarre bondage devices that were in play when I worked as an administrator at the hardcore S/M porno internet site (for the daring and adult, see http://www.kink.com). Love you guys! Pandora "But even if nothing lasts and everything is lost, there is still the intrinsic value of the moment. The present moment, ultimately, is more than enough, a gift of grace and unfathomable value, which our friend and lover death paints in stark relief."-Rick Doblin, Ph.D. MAPS President, MAPS Bulletin Vol. XX, No. 1, pg. 2Hyperspace LOVES YOU
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