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BongWizard
#1 Posted : 6/15/2015 3:51:30 PM

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I imagine it goes something like this:

Entity 1: what's happening, man?
Entity 2: not much. Thinking about climbing mount hyperspace today. Wanna come with?
Entity 1: no way. You know I don't walk! Plus the DMT is way too thin up there. Screw mountains, I know how we can really get high.
Entity 2: oh yeah? What you got?
Entity 1: just made up a new batch of air.
Entity 2: really? What's in this one?
Entity 1: about 3 quarters nitrogen 20ish% oxygen, a shot of CO2 and a dash of argon. Got the recipe off the O2-Nexus.
Entity 2: wow! Not just oxy? You really put a bit into this one man.
Entity 1: yeah, they say the nitrogen really makes it pop, and the others are what they call "synergistic."
Entity 2: so how do we smoalk this shit?
Entity 1: with this machine. (Pulls out a compressed air cylinder) Made it outta parts off the hyperspace ship. (Takes a big hit and passes the machine)
Entity 2: sweeeeet! (Takes a hit of air)........ HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!
Entity 1: what happened, dude? What did you see?
Entity 2: I saw a human, man. He was freaking out! He was so clear and plain looking... Weird...
Entity 1: yeah, wearin clothes and having one face, strange stuff.
Entity 2: Do you think there's more of them out there?
Entity 1: yeah man! I just saw a dozen or so, all drinking stuff and freakin out, except one. He almost looked like us, bro. But man their breathe stank like... Shit what did it smell like?
Entity 2: hey, are humans real, dude?
Entity 1: I dunno man, but what is real is the lessons they teach us about how NOT to live our lives.
Entity 2: yeah, I guess that makes them real on some level.
Entity 1: AIR! That's what their breathe smelled like. Air... Wait a minute, if they smelt like air.... Are WE real, bro?

Laughing
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Koornut
#2 Posted : 6/15/2015 8:55:39 PM

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Entity 1 : Hi Ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go.

Entity 2 : Steve, what are you doing?

Entity 1 : What? I'm working.

Entity 2 : Stop it, you are daydreaming again.

Meanwhile in reality, Frank Churchill writes the songs for Snow White and the seven dwarves.

[Enter Yahwe.]

Entity 1 &2 : Hey!

Yahwe : (sigh) hey guys.

Entity 2 : what's wrong buddy?

Yahwe : it doesn't matter.

Entity 1 : oh come on Y, you can tell us.

Yahwe : I feel a little oppressed right now, like somehow I'm not needed. I better go now, it's all going down in reality for me at the moment.

Entity 1 : (whispers) what a Debbie downer.

Entity 2 : right?




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LSDvibes
#3 Posted : 6/15/2015 9:11:27 PM

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BongWizard wrote:
I imagine it goes something like this:

Entity 1: what's happening, man?
Entity 2: not much. Thinking about climbing mount hyperspace today. Wanna come with?
Entity 1: no way. You know I don't walk! Plus the DMT is way too thin up there. Screw mountains, I know how we can really get high.
Entity 2: oh yeah? What you got?
Entity 1: just made up a new batch of air.
Entity 2: really? What's in this one?
Entity 1: about 3 quarters nitrogen 20ish% oxygen, a shot of CO2 and a dash of argon. Got the recipe off the O2-Nexus.
Entity 2: wow! Not just oxy? You really put a bit into this one man.
Entity 1: yeah, they say the nitrogen really makes it pop, and the others are what they call "synergistic."
Entity 2: so how do we smoalk this shit?
Entity 1: with this machine. (Pulls out a compressed air cylinder) Made it outta parts off the hyperspace ship. (Takes a big hit and passes the machine)
Entity 2: sweeeeet! (Takes a hit of air)........ HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!
Entity 1: what happened, dude? What did you see?
Entity 2: I saw a human, man. He was freaking out! He was so clear and plain looking... Weird...
Entity 1: yeah, wearin clothes and having one face, strange stuff.
Entity 2: Do you think there's more of them out there?
Entity 1: yeah man! I just saw a dozen or so, all drinking stuff and freakin out, except one. He almost looked like us, bro. But man their breathe stank like... Shit what did it smell like?
Entity 2: hey, are humans real, dude?
Entity 1: I dunno man, but what is real is the lessons they teach us about how NOT to live our lives.
Entity 2: yeah, I guess that makes them real on some level.
Entity 1: AIR! That's what their breathe smelled like. Air... Wait a minute, if they smelt like air.... Are WE real, bro?
Laughing

This made me laugh, clever idea! Great post! Big grin
 
TGO
#4 Posted : 6/16/2015 2:03:08 PM

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BongWizard wrote:
I imagine it goes something like this:

Entity 1: what's happening, man?
Entity 2: not much. Thinking about climbing mount hyperspace today. Wanna come with?
Entity 1: no way. You know I don't walk! Plus the DMT is way too thin up there. Screw mountains, I know how we can really get high.
Entity 2: oh yeah? What you got?
Entity 1: just made up a new batch of air.
Entity 2: really? What's in this one?
Entity 1: about 3 quarters nitrogen 20ish% oxygen, a shot of CO2 and a dash of argon. Got the recipe off the O2-Nexus.
Entity 2: wow! Not just oxy? You really put a bit into this one man.
Entity 1: yeah, they say the nitrogen really makes it pop, and the others are what they call "synergistic."
Entity 2: so how do we smoalk this shit?
Entity 1: with this machine. (Pulls out a compressed air cylinder) Made it outta parts off the hyperspace ship. (Takes a big hit and passes the machine)
Entity 2: sweeeeet! (Takes a hit of air)........ HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!
Entity 1: what happened, dude? What did you see?
Entity 2: I saw a human, man. He was freaking out! He was so clear and plain looking... Weird...
Entity 1: yeah, wearin clothes and having one face, strange stuff.
Entity 2: Do you think there's more of them out there?
Entity 1: yeah man! I just saw a dozen or so, all drinking stuff and freakin out, except one. He almost looked like us, bro. But man their breathe stank like... Shit what did it smell like?
Entity 2: hey, are humans real, dude?
Entity 1: I dunno man, but what is real is the lessons they teach us about how NOT to live our lives.
Entity 2: yeah, I guess that makes them real on some level.
Entity 1: AIR! That's what their breathe smelled like. Air... Wait a minute, if they smelt like air.... Are WE real, bro?

Laughing


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That sounds like some good air!
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spinCycle
#5 Posted : 6/16/2015 2:34:21 PM

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Careful folks, air is a gateway drug. Next thing you know yoe're hooked on water.

That stuff will mess you up.
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Which dance before me like a million eyes,
They call me on and on...
 
Cognitive Heart
#6 Posted : 6/16/2015 4:35:28 PM

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What do the entities talk about when we're not there to hear them?


Business as usual. Cool That being none of my business. Smile
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Ufostrahlen
#7 Posted : 6/16/2015 4:59:52 PM

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Entity 1 to Entity 2: when do you think Lindsay Lohan will return to hyperspace?
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nemesauce
#8 Posted : 6/16/2015 5:31:53 PM

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Ufostrahlen wrote:
Entity 1 to Entity 2: when do you think Lindsay Lohan will return to hyperspace?

Lol!

Entity 2 to entity 1: forget Lohan! Wait till you meet my buddy Charlie Sheen, he's got this stuff called "tiger blood", it will knock your socks off!
 
nemesauce
#9 Posted : 6/17/2015 3:26:25 AM

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Ufostrahlen wrote:
Entity 1 to Entity 2: when do you think Lindsay Lohan will return to hyperspace?

Now I get the joke in its entiretyEmbarrased
https://www.dmt-nexus.me/forum/d...&m=647283#post647283
 
Metanoia
#10 Posted : 6/17/2015 5:54:40 AM

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spinCycle wrote:
Next thing you know yoe're hooked on water.

That stuff will mess you up.


I had a good laugh at all that dihydrogen monoxide stuff a while ago. Laughing

 
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#11 Posted : 6/17/2015 7:06:47 AM

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nemesauce wrote:
Ufostrahlen wrote:
Entity 1 to Entity 2: when do you think Lindsay Lohan will return to hyperspace?

Now I get the joke in its entiretyEmbarrased
https://www.dmt-nexus.me/forum/d...&m=647283#post647283


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LSDvibes
#12 Posted : 6/17/2015 12:31:11 PM

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Metanoia wrote:
spinCycle wrote:
Next thing you know yoe're hooked on water.

That stuff will mess you up.


I had a good laugh at all that dihydrogen monoxide stuff a while ago. Laughing


Laughing Hah!
 
TGO
#13 Posted : 8/30/2015 4:09:15 AM

Music is alive and in your soul. It can move you. It can carry you. It can make you cry! Make you laugh. Most importantly, it makes you feel! What is more important than that?

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Bump!

I can't help it! I seriously love this! Cracks me up every time!

Lots and lots of Love
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Jees
#14 Posted : 8/30/2015 6:18:49 AM

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Entity 1 to 2: well ... huh... Mmmmm ..
entity 2 to 1: yeah..
 
 
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