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alkan0id
#561 Posted : 5/6/2019 6:26:12 PM

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19:24:44 ‹Intezam›sometimes we dream of pigeons try to make sex with intezam head
19:25:07 ‹Intezam›usually while we are riding a flycycle
Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he load 40 milligrams or only 30?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is DMT, the most powerful hallucinogen in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
 

Good quality Syrian rue (Peganum harmala) for an incredible price!
 
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#562 Posted : 5/26/2019 3:20:28 AM

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02:59:22 ‹Jorkest›probably trav is encrypting everything like 5 times with some quantum resistant algo
“... (a) psychedelic substance occasionally causes psychotic behaviour in people who have not taken it.”
Excerpt from a McKenna talk transcript / audio.
 
Loveall
#563 Posted : 5/26/2019 6:11:34 AM

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07:08:56 ‹Loveall›Some kind of pattern temporarily sustained in a Neural matrix
07:09:06 ‹Loveall›That's us!
07:09:15 ‹Loveall›Lol
07:09:17 ‹RhythmSpring›it's not loading for me
“... (a) psychedelic substance occasionally causes psychotic behaviour in people who have not taken it.”
Excerpt from a McKenna talk transcript / audio.
 
Loveall
#564 Posted : 5/26/2019 8:34:02 AM

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cosmic giggle wrote:
08:47:24 ‹Muskogee Herbman›kikker should i smoke dmt
08:47:24 ‹Kikker›Really?
“... (a) psychedelic substance occasionally causes psychotic behaviour in people who have not taken it.”
Excerpt from a McKenna talk transcript / audio.
 
alkan0id
#565 Posted : 5/31/2019 12:41:48 AM

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01:35:51 ‹mjc490›alk you are a citizen of the world
01:35:55 ‹mjc490›you are all over the place
Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he load 40 milligrams or only 30?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is DMT, the most powerful hallucinogen in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
 
Praxis.
#566 Posted : 6/12/2019 6:08:26 AM

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06:55:08 ‹abusedtoaster›How u gunna pass ur drug tst if u dont pratice
"Consciousness grows in spirals." --George L. Jackson

If you can just get your mind together, then come across to me. We'll hold hands and then we'll watch the sunrise from the bottom of the sea...
But first, are you experienced?
 
tatt
#567 Posted : 6/23/2019 3:31:13 PM

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someone asking about lsd synth



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06:13:32 ‹Muskogee Herbman›no synth talk
06:13:42 ‹Muskogee Herbman›see attitude
06:13:50 ‹Muskogee Herbman›https://wiki.dmt-nexus.me/Attitude_Page
06:14:14 ‹Muskogee Herbman›course its down
06:14:15 ‹Muskogee Herbman›lol
06:17:05 ‹tatt›lol
06:17:55 ‹serafin›why is down
06:18:02 ‹serafin›the attitude page
06:18:06 ‹serafin›hi
06:18:16 ‹Muskogee Herbman›this server is powered by 2 donkeys traveling up hill from cuzco to chavin
06:18:16 ‹serafin›why is down?
06:18:23 ‹Muskogee Herbman›they are a lil tired
06:18:28 ‹serafin›ohh
06:18:30 ‹serafin›okay
flight by wire

 
dreamer042
#568 Posted : 7/4/2019 8:28:53 PM

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21:27:53 ‹mjc490›if you want to smoke opium the right way, you need a group of 100 year-old asian men with you
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

Visual diagram for the administration of dimethyltryptamine

Visual diagram for the administration of ayahuasca
 
dreamer042
#569 Posted : 7/4/2019 9:40:02 PM

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22:37:54 ‹Intezam›(now is mango season btw)
22:38:09 ‹Intezam›in the good world
22:38:24 ‹Intezam›Not austrialia
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

Visual diagram for the administration of dimethyltryptamine

Visual diagram for the administration of ayahuasca
 
rOm
#570 Posted : 8/7/2019 1:29:57 PM

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Might be more serious than funny, but I'll put it here,nonetheless :

13:44:23 ‹Loveall›Ok, the secret is calcium carbonate, it raises the pH to keep away mold
13:44:42DreadedShaman left the room (Timeout)
13:44:49 ‹Loveall›Siringes with LC or spores on jars
13:44:57 ‹Loveall›pC jars
13:45:05 ‹Loveall›Then the jars into the substrate
13:45:15 ‹Loveall›A large Tupperware that fits in the oven
13:45:52 ‹Loveall›Before hand you make the Tupperware with the susbstrate until it gets to 155F (68C)
13:46:07 ‹Loveall›Using a meat thermometer to know the temp
13:46:13 ‹Loveall›Ingredients:
13:46:19 ‹Loveall›400g coir
13:46:23 ‹Loveall›680f (360C)
13:46:30 ‹Loveall›680g black cow
13:46:36 ‹Loveall›130g straw
13:46:41 ‹Loveall›130g verm
13:46:49 ‹Loveall›60g gypsum
13:46:52DreadedShaman joined the room
13:47:03 ‹Loveall›1 teaspoon of calcium carbonate
13:47:35 ‹Loveall›2600g of water (2.6L) pour it on the coir after getting it to boil
13:47:40 ‹Loveall›Add the rest
13:47:46 ‹Loveall›Miix it up
13:47:55 ‹Loveall›Should be at 110F (43C)
13:48:06 ‹Loveall›Throw that in the oven set at 210F (98C)
13:48:13 ‹paperjack›ohh
13:48:13 ‹Loveall›Tupperware won't melt
13:48:31 ‹paperjack›write it down for the wiki
13:48:37 ‹Loveall›After 30min tovam hour it's done (155F)
13:48:46 ‹Loveall›Leave in the oven
13:49:12DreadedShaman left the room (Timeout)
13:49:12 ‹Loveall›Once the meat thermometer gets down to 90F (32C) throw the colonized jars in
13:49:21 ‹Loveall›5 quart jars
13:49:28 ‹paperjack›make a wiki article
13:49:49 ‹Loveall›You'll get up to 150g dry easy
13:50:29 ‹Loveall›Benm doing this for years, simplifying and trying many different things from the shroomery
13:50:36 ‹Loveall›This is my favorite way
13:50:49 ‹Loveall›Easy and gives great results with minimal work
13:50:56 ‹paperjack›write an article dammit Razz
13:51:11 ‹Loveall›I'll take a pic of the one I have in the closet now hold up
Smell like tea n,n spirit !

Toke the toke, and walk the walk !
 
tatt
#571 Posted : 8/7/2019 3:19:12 PM

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13:38:02 ‹Loveall›What's up with chat?
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13:38:50 ‹DreadedShaman›Idk, kikker needed credentials from us for toad reasons


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12:30:26 ‹paperjack›wtf is this toad credentials thing?


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13:22:58 ‹DreadedShaman›So the chat is covered by a login thing that says "login with toad credentials"??



flight by wire

 
DreadedShaman
#572 Posted : 8/20/2019 2:06:07 AM

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03:04:28WarpedDimension summons Fran for chess
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The Traveler
#573 Posted : 10/5/2019 10:31:23 PM

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Funny thing when benzyme entered the chat:

23:26:02benzyme joined the room
23:26:42 ‹FranLover›*80's porn track starts*
23:27:03 ‹The Traveler›Very happy
23:27:25 ‹FranLover›Let me light your love light baby!
23:27:27 ‹The Traveler›"Here the zym, the best zyme, its BENZ-zyme!!!"
23:27:58 ‹tatt›benzz
23:28:22 ‹FranLover›*benzyme pulls up in a benz*
23:28:37benzyme left the room (Timeout)
23:28:52 ‹FranLover›*the benz speeds away into the night*
23:29:13 ‹tatt›oof
23:29:17The Traveler closes the chat for this evening

Hope to see you in chat again benz. Pleased


Kind regards,

The Traveler
 
Nydex
#574 Posted : 10/6/2019 9:21:09 AM

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Funny thing when benzyme entered the chat:

23:26:02benzyme joined the room
23:26:42 ‹FranLover›*80's porn track starts*
23:27:03 ‹The Traveler›Very happy
23:27:25 ‹FranLover›Let me light your love light baby!
23:27:27 ‹The Traveler›"Here the zym, the best zyme, its BENZ-zyme!!!"
23:27:58 ‹tatt›benzz
23:28:22 ‹FranLover›*benzyme pulls up in a benz*
23:28:37benzyme left the room (Timeout)
23:28:52 ‹FranLover›*the benz speeds away into the night*
23:29:13 ‹tatt›oof
23:29:17The Traveler closes the chat for this evening

Hope to see you in chat again benz. Pleased


Kind regards,

The Traveler

LOL this was too funny!!! Big grin
Break free from the chains of your beliefs. It is only then that you may find a moment of blissful stillness amidst the raging storm. Stay awhile and listen. The winds of truth shall fill your sails, and the oceans of hidden and long forgotten knowledge, ancient as the cosmos itself, will be yours to explore.
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O, supreme beings of the higher realms, allow me to venture into your dimensions. I come with love and with harmony. I bring no hatred and carry no malevolence in my soul. I come to learn and to grow. Show me your world and gift me some of your knowledge. Ask me, and I shall answer with honesty; hug me, and I shall hug you back; advise me, and I shall follow your wisdom. Heal me from my fear and give me insight. There is little I can offer back but my love and trust. O, supreme beings of the higher realms... I am yours.
 
RhythmSpring
#575 Posted : 10/25/2019 5:39:41 AM

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06:13:05 ‹nevertouchedadrug›notanarc@dea.gov hi
06:13:13 ‹notanarc@dea.gov›hello good upstanding citizen

~

06:13:30 ‹notanarc@dea.gov›can you tell my colleagues here why drugs r bad clearly you are most qualified to do so
06:13:41 ‹nevertouchedadrug›Well hello there, thank you for your service and thank you for keeping us safe
From the unspoken
Grows the once broken
 
dreamer042
#576 Posted : 10/26/2019 5:03:27 AM

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05:45:50 ‹Orion›you just want us to be in ya mothball smelling cult ya alk smoalking mango munching hippie
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

Visual diagram for the administration of dimethyltryptamine

Visual diagram for the administration of ayahuasca
 
downwardsfromzero
#577 Posted : 11/6/2019 12:46:17 AM

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05:32:08 ‹RhythmSpring›Does anyone ever think like me that the elephant in the room of medicine is that intimacy is the cure for everything? Or is this just my poetic heart speaking?
06:22:42 ‹Spiralout›my doctor doesn't think so
06:22:46 ‹Spiralout›Pleased
16:37:23 ‹RhythmSpring›Did you come on to her?
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― Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
 
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#578 Posted : 11/26/2019 1:25:09 AM

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01:37:10 ‹CosmicLion›a delicate blend of Amyl Nitrate, Ketamine, MXE, DMT, and Family Fluff LSD Crystals + 500mg Mescaline Full Spectrum Lopho Extract + Lemon Balm Extract for anxierty
01:37:21 ‹infinitynlove›Muskogee Herbman Smile
01:37:24 ‹CosmicLion›thats the "boof-o special"
01:37:31 ‹CosmicLion›distinctly different from Bufo
01:37:38 ‹CosmicLion›which is smoking 5-meo-dmt frog venom
01:37:48 ‹infinitynlove›CosmicLion hahaha
01:37:49 ‹CosmicLion›it gets confusing, i understand
01:38:30 ‹infinitynlove›boof-o-special : For when you want the satus of "medicated"
01:38:44 ‹CosmicLion›indeed, but its about timing
01:38:50 ‹VibeSurfer›Cosmic do you mean to say that entire cocktail goes up the butt
01:38:53 ‹CosmicLion›all that stuff should be distrubited to at least 3 servings
01:39:02 ‹infinitynlove›VibeSurfer yep!
01:39:02 ‹CosmicLion›VibeSurfer yes, but not all at once
01:39:09 ‹CosmicLion›first the Mescaline
01:39:09 ‹infinitynlove›including the nox
01:39:12DreadedShaman wants to know more about butts
01:39:13 ‹CosmicLion›then a time period later, the LSD
01:39:17 ‹VibeSurfer›neat
01:39:17 ‹infinitynlove›sorry amyl nitrate
01:39:28 ‹CosmicLion›than a bit later the Amyl Nitate + MXE + Ket
01:39:30 ‹DreadedShaman›Sooper neat
01:39:32 ‹infinitynlove›amyl nitrate is legal here
01:39:38 ‹CosmicLion›than soon after that the DMT + more Amyl + Ket
01:39:39 ‹DreadedShaman›Neat
01:39:39 ‹infinitynlove›one of the only countries where its legal
01:39:57 ‹CosmicLion›and IMMEDIATELY after that the IV Lemon Balm + Kavalactone Isolates
01:40:12 ‹infinitynlove›can just buy it in stores, rows of it in 25 ml bottles, like caffine shots
01:40:22 ‹CosmicLion›then like 127 minutes later, definitely drink an 8% ABV IPA
01:40:34 ‹VibeSurfer›what's the difference between LSD up the butt style and just eating it normally
01:40:38 ‹CosmicLion›than 3-4 hours in, eat/boof some MDMA
01:40:39 ‹DreadedShaman›😬
01:40:50 ‹infinitynlove›CosmicLion haha smashed!
01:40:58 ‹infinitynlove›VibeSurfer probably very little
01:41:01 ‹CosmicLion›VibeSurfer the differnece is clout
01:41:10DreadedShaman never tried amyl, only butyl
01:41:16 ‹CosmicLion›if you want to ever be fully accepted into the LGBTQ LSD Boof community, you gotta boof it
Expect nothing, Receive everything.
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He alone sees truly who sees the Absolute the same in every creature...seeing the same Absolute everywhere, he does not harm himself or others. - The Bhagavad Gita
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dreamer042
#579 Posted : 12/1/2019 10:47:45 PM

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19:13:31 ‹alkan0id›whatever you experienced is sacred, and should be kept between you, the spirit world and a public internet forum viewable by anyone
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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#580 Posted : 12/5/2019 4:04:06 AM

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05:01:16 ‹Praxis.›i want some k Sad
05:01:18 ‹RhythmSpring›kikker should we tranquilize our inner horse
flight by wire

 
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