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#321 Posted : 7/3/2014 2:07:15 AM
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sØrce wrote:
Everything's Zen
...in yet another Nexus discussion on the nature of Zen:

00:30:01 ‹Creek›what is zen? like a pine tree in a shrine.
00:30:21 ‹Creek›i used to have a few of those memorized
00:30:36 ‹sarek›i heard a great teaching the other day
00:30:43 ‹sarek›i posted it on that "consciousness in the brain" thread
00:30:53 ‹sarek›a student is sitting next to his master and points at a big boulder
00:30:58 ‹Pile of cats›I'm reading all this I'm just thinking with it
00:31:01 ‹sarek›and says "i get it now, that rock is inside my head"
00:31:12 ‹sarek›and the master goes "wow you must have a pretty big head to fit that rock inside of it"
00:31:24 ‹Creek›lol
00:31:33 ‹sarek›that one is so perfect to me
00:31:51 ‹nebula›what it means to you?
00:31:55 ‹Creek›reminds me of this silly japanese person just saying smart ass like things

Laughing


Laughing

 

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#322 Posted : 7/11/2014 4:38:44 AM

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05:36:58 ‹Godsmacker› the nexus chat folding in upon itself and flowing like a cracker down the throat of a chocking chicken as i proudly proclaim TEN i am going to bed goodnight and may the Genetically modified bedbugs devour your scrotum for breakfast

05:37:09 ‹Godsmacker› eleventy twelve

05:37:14 ‹the white rabbit› hahaha omg that was actually pretty good
 
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#323 Posted : 7/12/2014 5:49:09 AM

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How to get rid of ecological threats 101

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06:41:05 ‹Catwinds›Why on earth would you want to evap crystals? You want to keep the solid. So that they are crystals.

06:41:37 ‹chyhannabanann›okay it just sucks bc my roommates are drug ignorant and would look down on this and idk how long they are gone lol for me to use the fridge

06:41:51 ‹chyhannabanann›LOL sorry I'm evapping Naptha OFF OF crystals

06:42:01 ‹chyhannabanann›HAHA

06:42:04 ‹Catwinds›Hide it behind the ice cream Pleased

06:42:11 ‹chyhannabanann›LOL

06:42:17 ‹chyhannabanann›Smells funny

06:42:36 ‹chyhannabanann›Me and my bf are the only cool ppl here haha JK

06:42:37 ‹Catwinds›But don't evap the naptha, decant and then keep it.

06:42:44 ‹chyhannabanann›Yah i got ya

06:42:54 ‹Catwinds›Plus evaporated naptha is super eco unfriendly

06:43:01 ‹chyhannabanann›I just evap the tiny baby b it that is left over in the freezer

06:43:10 ‹chyhannabanann›yah i was wondering how to get rid of it....

06:43:22 ‹chyhannabanann›SWEET

06:43:48 ‹Catwinds›Just dont. If you really wanna get rid of it, just pour it down the drain
"The world is his, who can see through it's pretension...see it to be a lie, and you have already dealt it its final blow..." -Ralph W. Emerson


 
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#324 Posted : 7/15/2014 7:58:09 PM

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18:34:47 ‹slug›miracle has happened
18:34:52 ‹slug›I have transformed
18:34:59 ‹slug›I am now a hulk
18:35:17 ‹slug›a couple hours ago I was tiny
18:35:35 ‹slug›its no joke
18:35:46 ‹Swinjin›hmmm
18:36:08 ‹slug›its so crazy I dont know what to belive
18:36:26 ‹slug›its look like I have been gymming for like 10 years now
18:36:31 ‹basil›did you take trenbolone?
18:37:09 ‹slug›I dont know how friend and family will react when they see me
18:37:16 ‹slug›they are gonna be shocked
18:37:36 ‹Swinjin›slug, how much did you grow?
18:37:53 ‹basil›how did you grow? i am a small woman and want to be a 6'5 lumberjack
18:37:55 ‹slug›no but I have been smoking like 200mg changa in one hit now a couple of times
18:38:11 ‹slug›I dont know how big I can become
18:39:55 ‹slug›before I become big I did like 100 crazy yoga streching
18:40:01 ‹slug›I didnt control it
18:40:05 ‹slug›I just did it
18:40:32 ‹slug›something made me do it, it was really crazy strechings
18:40:44 ‹sØrce›what
18:41:02 ‹sØrce›you are taking huge hits of changa and becoming a hulk?
18:41:40 ‹slug›later when I smoked more I started to grow
18:41:58 ‹slug›I think I have smoked like 2g in a few hours
18:43:31 ‹slug›it must sound ridicoulus
18:43:36 ‹slug›but its real
18:44:07 ‹sØrce›pics bro pics
18:44:43 ‹slug›my hair is even different
18:52:34 ‹slug›I will take pic
18:52:51 ‹slug›it looks like I have beeen gymmibg like 10 years
18:55:16 ‹slug›must charcge phone so I can take pic
18:57:55 ‹slug›cant even find the phone
18:58:49 ‹Swinjin›how convenient
19:04:36 ‹slug›the room is one big mess
18:59:39 ‹slug›I can hit reall hard
18:59:56 ‹slug›and even kick with legs like muay thai
19:07:29 ‹slug›I also did mdma and shrooms
19:08:48 ‹slug›just let me find the phone

"The world is his, who can see through it's pretension...see it to be a lie, and you have already dealt it its final blow..." -Ralph W. Emerson


 
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#325 Posted : 7/16/2014 12:18:18 PM

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sØrce wrote:
18:34:47 ‹slug›miracle has happened
18:34:52 ‹slug›I have transformed
18:34:59 ‹slug›I am now a hulk
18:35:17 ‹slug›a couple hours ago I was tiny
18:35:35 ‹slug›its no joke
18:35:46 ‹Swinjin›hmmm
18:36:08 ‹slug›its so crazy I dont know what to belive
18:36:26 ‹slug›its look like I have been gymming for like 10 years now
18:36:31 ‹basil›did you take trenbolone?
18:37:09 ‹slug›I dont know how friend and family will react when they see me
18:37:16 ‹slug›they are gonna be shocked
18:37:36 ‹Swinjin›slug, how much did you grow?
18:37:53 ‹basil›how did you grow? i am a small woman and want to be a 6'5 lumberjack
18:37:55 ‹slug›no but I have been smoking like 200mg changa in one hit now a couple of times
18:38:11 ‹slug›I dont know how big I can become
18:39:55 ‹slug›before I become big I did like 100 crazy yoga streching
18:40:01 ‹slug›I didnt control it
18:40:05 ‹slug›I just did it
18:40:32 ‹slug›something made me do it, it was really crazy strechings
18:40:44 ‹sØrce›what
18:41:02 ‹sØrce›you are taking huge hits of changa and becoming a hulk?
18:41:40 ‹slug›later when I smoked more I started to grow
18:41:58 ‹slug›I think I have smoked like 2g in a few hours
18:43:31 ‹slug›it must sound ridicoulus
18:43:36 ‹slug›but its real
18:44:07 ‹sØrce›pics bro pics
18:44:43 ‹slug›my hair is even different
18:52:34 ‹slug›I will take pic
18:52:51 ‹slug›it looks like I have beeen gymmibg like 10 years
18:55:16 ‹slug›must charcge phone so I can take pic
18:57:55 ‹slug›cant even find the phone
18:58:49 ‹Swinjin›how convenient
19:04:36 ‹slug›the room is one big mess
18:59:39 ‹slug›I can hit reall hard
18:59:56 ‹slug›and even kick with legs like muay thai
19:07:29 ‹slug›I also did mdma and shrooms
19:08:48 ‹slug›just let me find the phone





"I feel like ive been gyming for 10 years" hahaha
 
#326 Posted : 7/19/2014 4:42:26 PM
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17:34:44 ‹DeDao›I remember one late night on acid
17:34:48 ‹DeDao›I changed my mind about tv
17:34:55 ‹tat›i listened to lungs of life album during the comeup on my last LSD experience
17:34:55 ‹DeDao›Lol it was really that destinct for me
17:34:58 ‹tat›like 2 years ago
17:35:03 ‹tat›threw me over the edge lol
17:35:04 ‹DeDao›I saw a vacuum comercial
17:35:07 ‹DeDao›loll and woke up
17:35:12 ‹tat›looool
17:35:15 ‹DeDao›Pleased
17:35:30 ‹DeDao›I was like..
17:35:31 ‹DeDao›WOAH
17:35:37 ‹DeDao›then I got down and starting doing pushups
17:35:41 ‹DeDao›eating healthy
17:35:43 ‹DeDao›etc
17:35:43 ‹DeDao›xD
17:36:05 ‹DeDao›From that day on, I was confident to dance Pleased
17:36:12 ‹tat›Very happy!
17:36:36 ‹dreamer042›Laughing
17:36:47 ‹Creek›lol i used to mute tv and play dubstep
17:36:54 ‹Creek›the hillarious thing is that dubstep went to everything
17:37:08 ‹Creek›so wed be trippin laughing at hwo the well the music matched up
17:37:09 ‹dreamer042›and that realizatoin was passed down for 137 successive generations it was known as the dirt devil sermon
17:37:11 ‹dreamer042›Razz


Very happy lmao
 
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#327 Posted : 7/19/2014 5:04:14 PM

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Hey B,

my lungs are quite sensitive and I struggle to get enough in to blast off. Few tricks I use, very simple, you probably even do it yourself:
Cold water in a bong with ice cubes or even better crushed ice.
Before the first hit, hold the smoke inside the bong a bit (usualy about 10 seconds) to really cool down, as I find first hit is always strongest.
While taking hit, feel the harshness of smoke and if it gets too dense, mix it with air.

and practice a lot
happy journeys

(IDK)
Well, you're smoking it, so it is going to be smokey! The density of the smoke is going to be relative to how quickly you burn the material. For me, I smoke Changa very slowwly, fanning the flame just above the bowl, this tends to get some vapors going before the actual combustion takes place, so it usually gets denser as the hit progresses. Burn it too quickly, and you are going to pyrolyze some of your precious dose, burn too slowly and you may not be able to get the full dose before the bong turns into some bizarre machine that you have no clue how to use!Laughing lol

 
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#328 Posted : 7/24/2014 4:25:20 AM

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05:23:02 ‹dormiens vigila›i had some trippy dream this morning when i kept waking up then falling back to sleep
05:23:18 ‹dormiens vigila›i could like sense the different deposits of metals in the earth at different locations
05:23:32 ‹dormiens vigila›it was like crust consciousness
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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#329 Posted : 7/26/2014 8:27:33 AM



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09:25:39 ‹dreamer042›likely though it's just a gimmick from monsanto to have a cover story for releasing ever more dangerous environmental toxins
09:25:50 ‹dreamer042›oops I think my foil hat is showing



<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
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#330 Posted : 8/7/2014 9:18:16 PM

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22:17:15 ‹Mustelid›I do believe in God, it's just the God I believe in wears a ten gallon cowboy hat and drives a yellow VW superbeetle with a bumper sticker that says, "I'd rather be flying."
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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#331 Posted : 8/11/2014 5:13:45 AM

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^^^

lololVery happy Very happy
too much haha good one dreamer042Very happy

Tyler_Trismegistus wrote:
just let me find the phone.


He's never gonna find the phone lolVery happy
 
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#332 Posted : 8/25/2014 3:58:11 AM

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04:56:46 ‹benzyme›psytrance is hippy industrial
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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#333 Posted : 8/26/2014 12:08:40 AM



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01:04:59 ‹Cypheriax›Maybe construct a hottub seatbelt?
01:05:03 ‹olympus mon›yea I went into this capsule on an alien ship like I was suspended in a liquid. it was amazing
01:05:10 ‹Cypheriax›That'd be a good name for a band.



<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
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#334 Posted : 8/26/2014 7:48:49 PM

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20:46:37 ‹dreamer042›you know who I really like
20:46:40 ‹dreamer042›old testament god
20:47:03 ‹dreamer042›he's petty, jealous, insecure, smites people on a whim, and likes to watch you masturbate
20:47:17 ‹dreamer042›now that's a god who's image we are made in if I ever found one
"But even if nothing lasts and everything is lost, there is still the intrinsic value of the moment. The present moment, ultimately, is more than enough, a gift of grace and unfathomable value, which our friend and lover death paints in stark relief."
-Rick Doblin, Ph.D. MAPS President, MAPS Bulletin Vol. XX, No. 1, pg. 2


Hyperspace LOVES YOU
 
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#335 Posted : 9/14/2014 3:48:05 AM

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04:43:57 ‹Oxy›oral harmalas + smoalked dmt
04:43:59 ‹Oxy›= ftw
04:44:02 ‹dreamer042›that's what's nice about the changa you can just keep topping it up all night
04:44:04 ‹Oxy›^that is just mathematical fact
04:44:12 ‹dreamer042›^
04:44:14 ‹dreamer042›agreed
04:44:16 ‹dreamer042›taht is the win
04:44:20 ‹dreamer042›but I'm not dancing on that combo
04:44:28 ‹dreamer042›oral harmalas put me down
04:44:29 ‹Orion›that is the win ?
04:44:33Creek left the room (Timeout)
04:44:37 ‹Oxy›it is for the win
04:44:38 ‹Oxy›of the win
04:44:42 ‹Oxy›it is not just the win
04:44:47 ‹Orion›what like.. THE win ?
04:44:54 ‹Orion›the actual win ?
04:44:58 ‹Oxy›the quintessential force of win
04:45:00 ‹dreamer042›oral harmalas and smoked changa takes the egg
04:45:01 ‹Oxy›it is for it
04:45:04 ‹dreamer042›know what I'm sayn
04:45:06 ‹universecannon›just need to keep he oral dose low enough is all
04:45:13 ‹universecannon›if your going to dance your pant off
04:45:14 ‹Oxy›idk dreamer
04:45:14 ‹universecannon›pants
04:45:17 ‹Oxy›its not butter on bacon
04:45:18 ‹Oxy›is it?
04:45:27 ‹Orion›you mean like the CORE ESSENCE of win ?
04:45:33 ‹dreamer042›it's butter on bacon wrapped sausage
04:45:42 ‹Orion›the very FIBRE
04:45:45 ‹Orion›of win
04:45:51 ‹Oxy›win isn't a fiber
04:45:52 ‹dreamer042›that's what I'm sayn!
04:45:53 ‹Oxy›its a particle
04:45:54 ‹Orion›the KNIT
04:45:58 ‹Oxy›well
04:46:04 ‹Oxy›its a probability wave
04:46:09 ‹Oxy›until you collapse its wave function
04:46:11 ‹Oxy›then its a particle
04:46:23 ‹Oxy›which was proven in the double-win experiment
04:46:23Catabinoid left the room (Timeout)
04:46:27 ‹Oxy›also known as a win-win
04:46:35 ‹Orion›Laughing
Art Van D'lay wrote:
Smoalk. It. And. See.
 
Valura
#336 Posted : 9/15/2014 2:47:33 AM

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03:46:06 universecannon changed nickname to mood stoned
 
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#337 Posted : 9/15/2014 11:52:15 PM

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00:49:52 ‹Amaradus›there are other rooms?
00:50:08 ‹sØrce›itd be odd to have one room called "welcome area"
00:50:19 ‹Amaradus›oh
00:50:21 ‹Prana2020›yer
00:50:43 ‹sØrce›you have to defeat the first hyperspace boss to get past the welcome area.
00:51:01 ‹Amaradus›shit i better get on that
00:51:11 ‹sØrce›yah
00:51:20 ‹Prana2020›hyperspace invaders
00:51:26 ‹sØrce›lolol
"The world is his, who can see through it's pretension...see it to be a lie, and you have already dealt it its final blow..." -Ralph W. Emerson


 
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#338 Posted : 9/16/2014 5:00:29 AM

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03:46:06 universecannon changed nickname to mood stoned

ROFL good stuff. Big grin
 
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#339 Posted : 9/23/2014 7:56:09 PM

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20:54:51 ‹SnozzleBerry›speaking of mlk
20:55:03 ‹SnozzleBerry›remember when the us government was found complicit in his assassination?

20:55:09 ‹SnozzleBerry›pepperidge farm remembers
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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#340 Posted : 9/25/2014 6:39:59 AM

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07:37:48 ‹anrchy›Then it becomes orally active in the lungs
My wind instrument is the bong
CHANGA IN THE BONGA!
 
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