Love this thread, hilarious and so recognizable.


Here's my take:

- When your partner stopped complaining about your extractions and now proposes to turn part of the house into a lab.

- When your dad asks you where you learned so much about chemistry because "you sure didn't learn that in school".

- When people in bars asks you if you are a doctor since you know so much about the workings of the brain.


Kind regards,

The Traveler

When you goto the wine aisle just to look at the big glass jugs.

...when your friends think you're actually not making brownies in that clear bowl of brown sludge

...when you fantasize about scraping up big piles of crystals

...when that big fire you started could have gone waaaay worse

Happened to me for the first time I couple weeks ago. I was shaking the passenger next to me like I just found the greatest vanity plate of all time

*hangs head in shame...*

- when you GENUINELY LOVE the smell of naphtha...

-when you cook food in a pyrex baking dish you normally use for evapping, then snicker to yourself when your guests comment on how good it is.....

-when you need to take yourself out for some ice-cream to balance out the tearshed from your sep funnel cracking (hey-at least it happened at the END of my last pull!)

-you say stuff like, "hey-at least it happened at the END of my last pull" and it sounds perfectly reasonable to you.

-you've got DMT crystals that are purely for admiring....never to be smoked. (and they have names like 'shardy'

-you've got jars of brown goop you just can't bring yourself to clean out cuz you KNOW there's GOTTA be a little more magic in them...

-you have a 'glass collection' prominently on display in your livingroom.

-you find yourself coming up with acronyms for DMT as a type of meditation. (i personally have at least 5 million by now...like Dry My Towels or Ditch Mr. T...)

-you eagerly hop on your computer every chance you get to see what other folks have come up with on this thread!

L&G!!

Oh, oh no...

You guys have me giggling so hard!

When you’ve already extracted more than a lifetime’s supply, yet whenever you get a new extraction idea, your first impulse is to order another kilo of MHRB!

Apparently I haven't reached this stage of addiction yet.

...when your friends ask you if they should continue mixing for you when it's your turn to hit the dutch

...when your friends geeking on acid take all your "surgical" face masks and putting as much of them on themselves as they can at the same time...and you're neither a surgeon nor a dentist

- when you are so known to the local pharmacist that he/she readily informs you of new arrivals that could be interesting to you the moment you step in.

- when the pharmacist goes on to ask you about drug contradictions that he/she is supposed to know better than you.

- when the said pharmacists tries to get invited over to your place

-when while shopping in a supermarket and you happen to come across your favorite brand of lye you burst into spontaneous singing, turning the whole place into a musical where the cashiers extol you high consumption of naptha and the people who stock the shelves complain in rhyme about how quickly you empty them. Extra bonus points if you get carried out of the shop by singing security guards on your final high note!

first one totally true, roomates are like "it stinks", I apologize but it doesn't to me!

laughed out loud at the second one!

when your friends say you're a nut couse you have spent hundreds buks to buy bark powder..GF usually is more severe

That's me. I never do more than 50 g mhrb at once.

When you use a magnetic stirrer/hotplate to make your morning coffee.

When it's waaaaay past bedtime, but you can just hold on a few seconds because you swear that evap's gonna dry up any minute. Any minute now...

I'll turn the fan back on...

Any minute.

OMG that was me on my first attempted (and failed) extraction Never happened again though

That's me when I'm so tired that I don't realise I've been hitting acetone with a fan and then fail to realise all the acetone is gone and I'm trying to evaporate water

When you put lye on your cheerios instead of sugar

When a relative asks "If you have quit drinking, why do you have several gallons of Carlo Rossi wine under the sink?"

dunno if its posted but -
if uv raided ur sporebank for glucose for coffee caus u ran out of sugar
or when u accidentally put fumaric acid in ur coffee - or acetone instead of milk.

And I thought I was the only one!