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The Traveler
#1 Posted : 4/1/2011 7:50:24 AM

"No, seriously"

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Hi all,

We hope you all enjoyed the April fools subforum: Elite dawgz chillout and trade area Laughing

We had a great time setting it up and filling it with fake posts! And don't worry, in the process only three hamsters were slightly hurt. Laughing Laughing


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Shrabbit420
#2 Posted : 4/1/2011 11:31:53 PM

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Very funny. I liked the Obama one the best.
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#3 Posted : 4/1/2011 11:32:30 PM

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I'm now at the breaking convention. We had a great laugh here with all the reactions to this April fools joke.

To the people who's posts were removed, that was to preserve the joke. Today I was not able to react to PM's, I will react on Monday when I'm back.

I hope you all enjoyed this joke, it will stay visible for this weekend to see for all what it was all about. Pleased


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#4 Posted : 4/1/2011 11:36:46 PM

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#5 Posted : 4/1/2011 11:41:33 PM

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Now can we all stop digging holes in the ground to bury our drugs?

Sheesh.
 
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#6 Posted : 4/1/2011 11:43:34 PM

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Uncle Knucles wrote:
Now can we all stop digging holes in the ground to bury our drugs?

Sheesh.


Damn... I spent half the day in the woods diggin'!
 
pinche
#7 Posted : 4/1/2011 11:44:01 PM

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Are you fucking kidding! Fuck you guys fuck this site! Delete my account now! Not cool in the least!
 
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#8 Posted : 4/1/2011 11:45:54 PM

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pinche wrote:
Are you fucking kidding! Fuck you guys fuck this site! Delete my account now! Not cool in the least!


Yeah....WTf?!
 
dreamer042
#9 Posted : 4/1/2011 11:53:19 PM

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Just wondering how many other members get "access denied" when they click any topic in that subforum?

Rather would like to read the rest of those threads that the search won't bring up...
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Dreamwalker
#10 Posted : 4/1/2011 11:55:21 PM

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i did...access denied!
 
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#11 Posted : 4/1/2011 11:56:12 PM



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i loved this..those threads were brilliant


i just really hope no one got to paranoid and threw out any N,N because of this though Shocked



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#12 Posted : 4/1/2011 11:58:06 PM

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Dreamwalker wrote:
pinche wrote:
Are you fucking kidding! Fuck you guys fuck this site! Delete my account now! Not cool in the least!


Yeah....WTf?!

So...do you guys really want your accounts deleted over a little joke? I mean...if you do...that's cool with me, I just wanted to verify that is the case.
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#13 Posted : 4/2/2011 12:02:57 AM

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...and hilarity ensued.

Laughing

Wow, I have said this for far too long, but some people here are just a little too thin-skinned (just a wee-bit).

Laughing
 
Shrabbit420
#14 Posted : 4/2/2011 12:06:26 AM

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I only got paranoid when I saw an all black car with very dark tinted windows sitting across the street from my house. But then I realized if anything happened I could lock myself in my room and would have enough time to probably eat my whole stash and be fine. Good thing you need an MAOI to make DMT orally active, or that would be one crazy trip.
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#15 Posted : 4/2/2011 12:06:51 AM

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Eschaton wrote:
...and hilarity ensued.

Laughing

Wow, I have said this for far too long, but some people here are just a little too thin-skinned (just a wee-bit).

Laughing


Aye thought that myself, just came on there and was like wtf then realised its a joke, liked the antrocles will I smoke 0.001mg, kidding on, my faked trip to costa rica, made me laugh! A big lie, could you imagine Laughing
 
pinche
#16 Posted : 4/2/2011 12:08:59 AM

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Guys, really? you think all that was funny! I never thought it was real, just a hack. But to mess with people like that. I thought this place was better than that. I bet some poor saps out there did throw out their shit. And you guys sit back and laugh! Yeah damn straight delete my account.
 
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#17 Posted : 4/2/2011 12:10:38 AM

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You got me guys. I asked in the chatroom if the nexus had been hacked lol.
 
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#18 Posted : 4/2/2011 12:11:33 AM

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pinche wrote:
Guys, really? you think all that was funny! I never thought it was real, just a hack. But to mess with people like that. I thought this place was better than that. I bet some poor saps out there did throw out their shit. And you guys sit back and laugh! Yeah damn straight delete my account.



Lol if you had looked at the date maybe you would have guessed what was going on?
 
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#19 Posted : 4/2/2011 12:18:45 AM

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pinche wrote:
Guys, really? you think all that was funny! I never thought it was real, just a hack. But to mess with people like that. I thought this place was better than that. I bet some poor saps out there did throw out their shit. And you guys sit back and laugh! Yeah damn straight delete my account.


Serious question, if you can't handle an April fools joke, how can you handle psychedelics? Not a cut, but you may want to think about it, as deeply as possible.

My 6 year old told me I had some "age related humor loss" today, I probably do, but anyone who couldn't see that this whole thing was a joke... Jeez. Just ... Jeeez. Also: Sheeesh!
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#20 Posted : 4/2/2011 12:19:59 AM

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hahaha... Lettuce read the threads then you fucks or its kinda pointless. Bruce Forsythe just died! shame cause he was just about to reach his prime, ach well.

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