hmmm... *gives it a try*

-When chatting up a cute girl and where she works, what school she went to creates a bore, you start an elaborate conversation by throwing out "Ever smoked DMT?"

-All your friends know uncommon chemistry terms like "freebase, acid salt, non-polar solvent, miscible" probably so well that unlike new members to the nexus they could understand and follow most "teks".

-Instead of complaining that the house smells of solvent, your friends ask what your yield was.

-Not only you but your friends suggest extractions of common household items/groceries.

-You smoke more DMT than cigarettes

good ones keep them coming guys

-when your friends call you the Nutty Professor or 'Doctor'

-when you have to share your shower space with jugs full of basified liquid

-when extracting itself has become the aim, and not just the means to an end.

-when you think of buying a digital camera and the only use for it in your mind is for making extraction pictorials

...when washing your clothes gradually turns them pink from all the little mimosa spills caught under
your socks.

I've been labelled the Mad Scientist by one of my roommates

...when you've got kitchen drawers and cupboards dedicated to various labware(lab glass drawer, acid/base/solvent cupboard, crockpot/fan/jar drawer, etc).

...when you leave a date for 15 minutes to "turn off the stove" when in reality you're making sure the fan drying/oxidizing your freeze precipped crystals hasn't blown them all over your room.

...when your roommates preface any joint-smoking session with "ok, so what's in this joint?"

...when you forget about old containers of spice, only to rediscover them and realize that all of a sudden that your last 2 grams weren't your last and you've got plenty of material for making changa.

...when the scent of plants such as Clematis Armandii remind you of the floral smell of freshly extracted spice

GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!

This revived thread has been making me laugh hard for two days now. Thanks endlessness!

Peace & Love,
Pandora

-When just walking through the woods and seeing a plant you ask yourself wonder what I could extract from that?
-When you no longer refer to grass as grass but call it philaris.

Despite having a gallon or two of paint thinner you have never thinned paint or even know how.

-when your fingers are swollen because you freely stir with your fingers in mimosa tea
-when your whole house fumes like limonene

When your an expert with dangerous chemicals, razor blades, and wanted in 3 different countries even though you'd never hurt a fly


this thread is epic

I can't wait for that day to come...

when swims composter is over flowing with old mimosa bark


R*R
L

when you start doing smaller extractions because you realize that your rate of consumption will never match your rate of production, but you don't want to stop extracting

Pokey

You find a quart mason jar that's not your brand in the kitchen and immediately "sanitize" the house.

-you can consciously elevate your own heartrate by 30-40 bpm simply by considering taking a journey...

-your favorite possession is the hand-blown glass funnel you got on ebay for $20 plus shipping

-you can't understand why nobody else bid on that funnel!

-your aunt, visiting from out of town and wanting to cook her nephew dinner, asks you where the spices are and in that moment you consider blowing her mind...

-you re-watch 'dune' just cuz you 'know shit' now that makes it all make sense....

-you go from quoting silly movies with your homies to quoting terrence mckenna with your homies.

-you get a stain on your floor and your interior-designer client tells you (acting all smartie pants about it), "well...you can use some Bestine to get that off." ....and you have to summon the acting skills to ask, "Bestine? what's that?"

-every single thing you do in your life is done with consideration of how it will enhance, improve, synergize or honor 'THE WORK'.

oh my....i could go on for days.....what does that say about me????

this thread is riotous. great, great fun....

L&G!!

-your familiar cashier asks how you could possibly consume so much vinegar

-your closet is full of empty glass containers and milk jugs you don't need, but couldn't bring yourself to throw away (just in case)

-you search for 99% IPA at every new store you enter

BUSTED! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Agahahaha I had to laugh at this... Almost kicked one over while soaping up

When you buy several boxes of coffee filters and you dont have a coffee-maker........

When the letters 'DMT' on a cars number plate has you grinning like an idiot..........

When you listen to someone talking bollocks about anything and you ask yourself 'I wonder how 40mg in one breath via the G VG would affect him/her?'...........

Damn.

hahahah busted!
when you have fathomed all dug stores in your town looking for some fumaric acid

when you're struggling to tell your friends and relatives how you burned your hands

when you go to pay at supermarket with just bottles and bottles of stain remover..