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LightDancer
#21 Posted : 4/1/2015 4:26:55 PM

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thefredsta (11) => Q: Who let the dogs out? A: The space elves!
If there is no learning, there is no change.
If there is no change, there is no growth.
Without growth, we will only stagnate and decompose.
 

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LightDancer
#22 Posted : 4/1/2015 4:46:03 PM

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Xagan (49) => Q: Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? A: It's just an association you have made between my presence and the appearance of birds. I'm sure there is no correlation between my location and the amount of birds around. However, cover myself with peanut butter and seeds, and sit very still in a woodland for a week, and there's a chance that aves may follow me from that moment on, providing I'm still covered in peanut butter!
If there is no learning, there is no change.
If there is no change, there is no growth.
Without growth, we will only stagnate and decompose.
 
Jin
#23 Posted : 4/1/2015 5:05:40 PM

yes


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oblighul did awesome ,
illusions !, there are no illusions
there is only that which is the truth
 
The Traveler
#24 Posted : 4/1/2015 6:59:52 PM

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Godsmacker wrote:
QUESTION

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

ANSWER

THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS


Kind regards,

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obliguhl
#25 Posted : 4/2/2015 12:05:44 PM

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Jin wrote:
oblighul did awesome ,


Thanks Jin, glad you liked it. Perhaps a few too many insider jokes Pleased
 
Metanoia
#26 Posted : 4/2/2015 5:32:38 PM

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cyb wrote:

14:35:10 ‹Kikker›anonenium (7) =>
Q: What alkaloids are present in "jungle spice"?

A: well its known as melange, we extract it from the poop of these giant worms out in the desert, it turned out eyes solid blue, makes us think were immortal and gives us control of a technology that allows us to move between interstellar bodys in seconds (although we sometimes forget our body along the way Very happy). it depends on the source material and the method of extraction but one of them makes you see giant worms rising out of the desert.

LMAO Laughing Laughing
 
Swarupa
#27 Posted : 4/2/2015 5:36:59 PM
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Man, i'm happy to find out this was a joke...
 
universecannon
#28 Posted : 4/2/2015 8:28:34 PM



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reddog wrote:
QUESTION

On how many occasions has the Dmt-Nexus had to utilize the veto vote in the illuminati council?

ANSWER

Only once, on the decission to recover Atlantis from the sea in order to start the raptor-riding Nazi invasion




<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
Koornut
#29 Posted : 4/3/2015 12:34:15 AM

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GOD wrote:
QUESTION

What's new pussy cat?

ANSWER

No comment .
...
Inconsistency is in my nature.
The simple PHYLLODE tek

I'm just waiting for these bloody plants to grow
 
obliguhl
#30 Posted : 4/3/2015 8:44:30 AM

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yeah, gods answers are pretty awesome/funny too.

(not insulting your dignity man, it was just funny...)

 
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