The object was a 5 dimensional negligee of immeasuarbly complicated beauty. Billy took the negligee and was immediately engulfed with a warm, silken frisson of infinite magnitude and became a woman, a man, a dog, a monkey, a cat, a giraffe, a racing car, a lemon scented bathcube, a counterfeit ralph loren t-shirt, a mosqito, a bowl of curry, the Menai bridge, Harry Secombe, a Haynes manual for a Rover P6 3.5 V8, Def Leppard"s first album, a particularly poor quality tin of paint from the hardware store, Geoff Hurst"s right foot, Beyonce Knowles" left foot, Lionel Jeffries" thorax, 33 grams of duck fat, the 3 substandard prequels to the Star wars trilogy, a courgette, Luton town hall, an artesian well, the battle of Agincourt, a mutated hybrid of Mike Banks and Barry Humphries, the first and third seasons of Dallas, an ox-bow lake and a quite few other things aswell.
He was a complicated tapestry that had been woven from the computer coded super strings of nature and knew that, because being a woman is totally acceptable, he had to wear women"s clothing whenever possible.