After recieving MHRB in the post and acquiring various tools and ingredients for the job i was ready for my first extraction .As the laws in my country are set in stone i gave the task of the actual preparation to my cat , his back legs don"t work too well and he"s a bit short sighted but he does have opposoble thumbs and a gounded sense of the rights and wrongs of the world,so i will let him tell the story. take it away Mongo............
"Ok we did cybs pdf (lovely pics included) hybrid a/b extraction , the biped wanted to do the lazy STB method (funnily enough cos he is LAZY). On a friends advice we went for cyb tek which was pretty much just as easy. Did 3 pulls with zippo fluid which yielded milky on the 1st resulting in quite a bit of fluffy yellow tinged powder , yields reduced which each pull.The 4th pull was an experiment, done with what the french call essenceF which i think is the same as their white spirit without the aromatics, this yielded bugger all but left yellow stains in the coffee filter from the freeze precip. Left pwder to dry and the biped got his bedroom all nice and tidy, he even changed his bedsheets ,only does that if he thinks hes gonna get some chick action(ie once every 6 months) so i guess he was serious.On came the German ambient music (paw over eyes,what a hippy , i personally would have gone for a bit of buttholes or hectic Aphex but what do i know i"m just a cat.
So hes upstairs with his rudimentary smoking device and his drony music , all i can see is a head bobbing ,i think he was breathing heavily building up to it.Then a big cloud of smoke, a coughing fit and the head slowly sinks back out of view. Every now and then i see a vacant arm waving about likes hes doing that tracers on acid thing.
10-15 minutes later(about the time it takes one album track of that ambient dirge he sometimes listens to ) he comes staggering down looking a little haggard , runs in the bog and coughs his ring up, then starts cleaning the toilet bowl mumbling something about how he"d never noticed what a state the place was in and how it needed a woman"s touch. Anyway i go in there to make sure hes ok and get the lowdown on his little expedition. So he explains "took a pull on the foil bottle device loads of smoke but still held it in til it started to get pretty uncomfortable ( i did tell him over a week ago to get a VPG but the tight sod said he didnt have enough money, bullshitter, i bet he puts his hand in his pocket now, hes got a set of lungs like a second hand teabag). And so he lay back on the bed and put the hurting lungs to the back of his mind and watched the ensuing visual feast unfold,got very sketchy memories of the last time he did it, but this felt stronger, looking at the tounge and groove ceiling and the rough lime plaster walls all giving off the same design , Egyptian pictures,the T an G starts moving across the ceiling like an escalator and the grain of the wood is coming to life , the music playing has a voice sampled in the background talking about the wild forest and just as the voice says "the forest comes alive" on cue the Egyptian figures, like what you get on the front of tombs and stuff, come out of the ceiling into 3D. Like the binary code of existence is finally made visible .The biped looks at his arm and moves it and mega tracers are there and the blond hairs on his forearm start turning into gossamer bubbles floating into the air.More things happen but he dont remember after ,the feelings go almost as quick as they arrive.Comes around to reality desperate for a drink of water and a hacking cough a good puff of ventolin wouldnt go amiss but he hasnt got any!
So there it is , he thought the consciousness of existence became visible to the human eye with the aid of the wonder drug. My take on it is when you are on hallucinagens you become quite open to suggestion so when you take meaga hallucinagens you become even more open to suggestion. He has no interest or affinity to Egypt so why? I personally think its cos hes been watching programs about Mayans and abandoned cities in the Amazon its all in the subconscious all jumbled about surfacing and people trying to lojify it. Thats my take anyway,but what do i know what does anyone who wants answers what would happen if you knew all the answers you"d be buggered? The chase is usually better than the catch.
Lessons learned for today are recrystalise, let your crystals dry properly and sort out an upmarket smoking device (hes now downstairs making the bits for a water bong on his lathe as i wrap this up . Sorry for the surfeit of words but i dont get much opportunity to type and i like to excercise my paws.