codeofomerta wrote:I beleive this is covered by the doctor-patient confidentiality agreement. But I would probably lie anyways. I'm always afraid of "anonymous" phone calls. Here's some lies that might work:
-Gardening and confused snack bag for lye bag.
-Ate it on a bet.
-Small fire and it caught up (does lye burn?)
-Gardening in improperly vented greenhouse for long time.
I think a better use of intellect could be sought then ways to lie to the doctor about how injury's were received.
Besides patient doctor confidentiality, its better that the doctor knows the true extent of the exposure.
We are not children hiding things, this is a serious matter.
Lye should be added to water slowly, never add water to lye. The addition of lye to water is extremal exothermic, and can cause thermal shock to glass.
I wish the OP all the best.
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