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King Tryptamine
#601 Posted : 11/30/2021 12:33:04 AM

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01:11:34 ‹sauSage›just yesterday i punched a nun bc she cut in line at the pretzel cart
01:11:43 ‹Muskogee Herbman›they can be rude but ive experienced it WAAAAAAAAAAY more outside the city
01:11:51 ‹sauSage›i'm so desensitized to violence
 

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The Traveler
#602 Posted : 4/9/2022 6:27:36 PM

"No, seriously"

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18:58:33 MagicTrip calling the exorcist
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Held In Amber
#603 Posted : 4/18/2022 6:26:07 AM

A paella of space-talking jive


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07:19:13 ‹PanaeolusSequence›kikker should i nother joint
07:19:13 ‹kiKKEr›Jeez, let's call the doctor....
07:19:15 ‹PanaeolusSequence›man
07:19:28 ‹PanaeolusSequence›i like kikkers more binary answers Razz
07:19:36 ‹PanaeolusSequence›these quirky answers mess it up too often
07:19:49 ‹PanaeolusSequence›where can I submit my complaint?
07:19:56 ‹Held In Amber›Lmaooo I always see kikker sassing everyone else
07:20:09 ‹Held In Amber›Never me though. He must love me too much Smile
07:20:14 ‹PanaeolusSequence›Sad
07:20:22 ‹Held In Amber›kikker should we smooch
07:20:22 ‹kiKKEr›Yes
07:20:31 ‹sauSage zzzZZZZzzz›kikker should i kick someone
07:20:31 ‹kiKKEr›No
07:20:37 ‹Held In Amber›Smile
07:20:40 ‹Held In Amber›Pucker up kikker
07:20:53 ‹Held In Amber›😘
 
oceanskywindbreeze
#604 Posted : 2/16/2023 3:18:45 AM

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I'm actually a 69ron troll account, trying to firmly establish the 69ron legacy as one of the worlds leading psychedelic researchers by posting fake testimonials about all my bullshit "discoveries" and "research".

I am forever banned from the shroomery and my local waterpark as well, so i have a lot of time on my hand.
 
dragonrider
#605 Posted : 2/17/2023 10:13:45 AM

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oceanskywindbreeze wrote:
I'm actually a 69ron troll account, trying to firmly establish the 69ron legacy as one of the worlds leading psychedelic researchers by posting fake testimonials about all my bullshit "discoveries" and "research".

I am forever banned from the shroomery and my local waterpark as well, so i have a lot of time on my hand.

69ron. The gift that keeps on giving.
 
RhythmSpring
#606 Posted : 5/28/2023 5:55:51 AM

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Not funny, but profound:

03:34:59 ‹bIRD_›Woah, i just awoke from a dream, i was talking with mckenna haha
03:35:55 ‹bIRD_›He pulled me close and spoke in my left ear: theres a wonderful joyful life awaiting us after this one and you are going to be part of it. Await it joyfully
From the unspoken
Grows the once broken
 
Pandora
#607 Posted : 6/21/2023 5:59:44 PM

Got Naloxone?

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‹CosmicLion›DMT Lexus of you said DISTRACT entities
18:54:48 ‹Pandora›My customers with smart houses who all of a sudden cannot see or control anything remotely often ask me to unplug then replug in their routers.
18:54:49 ‹CosmicLion›oh*
18:55:00 ‹CosmicLion›yea for sure... they make aura sprays with citrus in them
18:55:11 ‹CosmicLion›to spray on people in ceremony, to get evil energies and spirits away from them
18:55:33 ‹CosmicLion›they put the sprays on their chacapa (leaf rattle) and do like a little blessing over teh person, shaking the chakapa with the spray all over it
18:56:31 ‹DMT Lexus›CosmicLion i mean, scare entities
18:56:42 ‹CosmicLion›yes, thats why they use it like that
18:56:48 ‹CosmicLion›it chases them away from the person
18:56:51 ‹CosmicLion›when they bless them with it
18:56:59 ‹bIRD_›imagine you are a 5d entity and run from a lemon
"But even if nothing lasts and everything is lost, there is still the intrinsic value of the moment. The present moment, ultimately, is more than enough, a gift of grace and unfathomable value, which our friend and lover death paints in stark relief."
-Rick Doblin, Ph.D. MAPS President, MAPS Bulletin Vol. XX, No. 1, pg. 2


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downwardsfromzero
#608 Posted : 6/21/2023 11:31:14 PM

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Pandora wrote:
‹CosmicLion›DMT Lexus of you said DISTRACT entities
18:54:48 ‹Pandora›My customers with smart houses who all of a sudden cannot see or control anything remotely often ask me to unplug then replug in their routers.
18:54:49 ‹CosmicLion›oh*
18:55:00 ‹CosmicLion›yea for sure... they make aura sprays with citrus in them
18:55:11 ‹CosmicLion›to spray on people in ceremony, to get evil energies and spirits away from them
18:55:33 ‹CosmicLion›they put the sprays on their chacapa (leaf rattle) and do like a little blessing over teh person, shaking the chakapa with the spray all over it
18:56:31 ‹DMT Lexus›CosmicLion i mean, scare entities
18:56:42 ‹CosmicLion›yes, thats why they use it like that
18:56:48 ‹CosmicLion›it chases them away from the person
18:56:51 ‹CosmicLion›when they bless them with it
18:56:59 ‹bIRD_›imagine you are a 5d entity and run from a lemon

And to think, lemon juice literally saved my life. Not even kidding. Perhaps entities can cause paradoxical liver failure Shocked (especially if you count alcohol as an entity...)




“There is a way of manipulating matter and energy so as to produce what modern scientists call 'a field of force'. The field acts on the observer and puts him in a privileged position vis-à-vis the universe. From this position he has access to the realities which are ordinarily hidden from us by time and space, matter and energy. This is what we call the Great Work."
― Jacques Bergier, quoting Fulcanelli
 
Pandora
#609 Posted : 9/7/2023 4:54:14 AM

Got Naloxone?

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20:36:55 ‹dreamer042›Laughing who needs the outside world when you're inside the wide world of web
20:53:21 ‹Homo Trypens›hehehe
20:54:13 ‹Homo Trypens›i still have a tray of floppies
20:54:23 ‹Homo Trypens›no idea if they're still readable. or what's on them
20:59:46 ‹dreamer042›the year is 3094: the terraforming of mars is nearly complete, the cities are growin exponentially
20:59:59 ‹dreamer042›the save icon is still a floppy disk Razz
"But even if nothing lasts and everything is lost, there is still the intrinsic value of the moment. The present moment, ultimately, is more than enough, a gift of grace and unfathomable value, which our friend and lover death paints in stark relief."
-Rick Doblin, Ph.D. MAPS President, MAPS Bulletin Vol. XX, No. 1, pg. 2


Hyperspace LOVES YOU
 
dreamer042
#610 Posted : 9/12/2023 3:12:05 AM

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Quote:
04:10:15 ‹benzyme›Fun gives me anxiety
04:10:35 ‹benzyme›|9
04:10:41 ‹benzyme›Anxiety is fun
04:10:50 ‹Ḷlama›your a drug chemist
04:10:53 ‹Pandora›LOL
04:10:53 ‹Ḷlama›isnt there a powder for that?
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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dreamer042
#611 Posted : 10/13/2023 7:16:37 PM

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20:15:52 ‹Homo Trypens›when in doubt, stab the judge
20:16:04 ‹Homo Trypens›#LegalAdvice
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

Visual diagram for the administration of dimethyltryptamine

Visual diagram for the administration of ayahuasca
 
CosmicLion
#612 Posted : 11/10/2023 5:56:06 AM

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06:37:51 ‹✦🦙✦›lol
06:37:57 ‹✦🦙✦›nah you need a DMT Vape Cart bar
06:38:17 ‹✦🦙✦›Acacia DMT, MHRB DMT, various terpene blends mixed with DMT, some with, without nicotine
06:38:30 ‹The Sofa Traveler›served with a cup of rue tea

06:38:31 ‹✦🦙✦›can bring out the vape-array on a tray as an appetizer and/or dessert
06:38:33 ‹✦🦙✦›:-D

06:40:31 ‹✦🦙✦›"We have premium Hawaiian Acacia Confusa DMT blended with the most 5-star succulent blend of terpenes from Californias 2022 Mountain Kush harvest and Amstredams generational lineage terps. Pairs well with a side of our Caapi + Rue Harmala Extract Mojito shocktail"

06:40:32 ‹Homo Trypens›5-bromo ratatouille Very happy

06:41:23 ‹✦🦙✦›We reccomend enjoying with our award-winning 3 michelin star appetizer of five large farm-to-mouth local goat cheese Brugmansia ravioli"

06:41:38 ‹Homo Trypens›hahaha it's almost like this is some dmt place

06:42:35 ‹✦🦙✦›Our Brugmansia Ravioli is served with our in-house French Bordelaise Sauce

06:44:54 ‹✦🦙✦›As a pallet cleanser before the next course and moving onto our MHRB DMT cart infusion, is our Kratom Leaf Salad topped with opium-infused poppy-plus dressing garnished with our cannabis-laced orange zest foam"

06:45:39 ‹The Sofa Traveler›Pleased
-Eternally Romping the Astral Savannahlands-
 
ephedra
#613 Posted : 11/11/2023 12:57:39 PM
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RhythmSpring wrote:
Not funny, but profound:

03:34:59 ‹bIRD_›Woah, i just awoke from a dream, i was talking with mckenna haha
03:35:55 ‹bIRD_›He pulled me close and spoke in my left ear: theres a wonderful joyful life awaiting us after this one and you are going to be part of it. Await it joyfully



hahahah epic
დ there is a Spirit, there is a Soul დ
 
Loveall
#614 Posted : 11/17/2023 9:24:41 PM

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YouTube chat but lol (if you know, you know)
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💚🌵💚 Mescaline CIELO TEK 💚🌵💚
💚🌳💚DMT salt e-juice HIELO TEK💚🌳💚
💚🍃💚 Salvinorin Chilled Acetone with IPA and Naphtha re-X TEK💚🍃💚
 
Pandora
#615 Posted : 1/20/2024 5:37:15 PM

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18:32:51 ‹☼SƥírítLḽà൩ả☼›what we need is computers and AI that use lab-cultured brain cell mass for calculations
18:32:55 ‹☼SƥírítLḽà൩ả☼›then we can truly give it DMT
18:33:19 ‹bIRD_›yoooo
18:33:19 ‹☼SƥírítLḽà൩ả☼›pretty sure lab-grown brain cell masses are still ethically "grey" though, unfortunately
18:33:29 ‹The Sofa Traveler›bonsoirning
18:33:39 ‹Palmer Eldritch›Ethically gray matter
18:33:42 ‹bIRD_›thatd be hilarious, feeding our lab grown brains psychedelics
18:33:44 ‹☼SƥírítLḽà൩ả☼›Palmer Eldritch lol
18:34:05 ‹CatsPawTea›lol me yesterday: "maybe I've been smoalking too often" -- me after sitting in chat: "why am I not smoalking RIGHT now?"
"But even if nothing lasts and everything is lost, there is still the intrinsic value of the moment. The present moment, ultimately, is more than enough, a gift of grace and unfathomable value, which our friend and lover death paints in stark relief."
-Rick Doblin, Ph.D. MAPS President, MAPS Bulletin Vol. XX, No. 1, pg. 2


Hyperspace LOVES YOU
 
RhythmSpring
#616 Posted : 2/1/2024 3:25:45 AM

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03:23:59 ‹Pandora›Have you tried registering but under your usual name?
03:24:06 ‹Pandora›That's what I did with the new site.
03:24:30bezevo joined the room
03:24:39 ‹RhythmSpring›Yes
03:25:22 ‹RhythmSpring›"The specified username is already in use"
03:26:54 ‹Voidmatrix›CL :lol
03:26:57 ‹Voidmatrix›Laughing
03:27:01 ‹Pandora›Okay you might need to wait for a PM here announcing it's ready and giving you a new password. I'm not sure but The Traveler mentioned something like that.
...
03:31:40 ‹RhythmSpring›PM meeee
03:31:45 ‹RhythmSpring›I want to graduate!
03:31:49 ‹RhythmSpring›matriculate
03:32:11 ‹RhythmSpring›Whatsitcalled
03:32:15 ‹RhythmSpring›ascend!
03:32:24 ‹RhythmSpring›I downloaded some arugula
03:32:43 ‹CosmicLion›download arugula? Can i get Kale on torrents now?
03:32:50 ‹RhythmSpring›Can't wait to poop the zip file
03:33:56 ‹bIRD_›youd never download a car
03:34:57 ‹RhythmSpring›no
03:35:03 ‹RhythmSpring›Don't have the bandwith for that



03:38:51 ‹bIRD_›kikker should RhythmSpring insert lots of protein tonight
03:38:51 ‹Kikker›Maybe
03:38:58 ‹bIRD_›maybe huh
03:39:16 ‹bIRD_›kikker should RhythmSpring absorb lots of protein tonight
03:39:16 ‹Kikker›Wait! When? How? ...what???
03:39:24 ‹bIRD_›its getting too complicated


03:46:36 ‹RhythmSpring›we should get the Funny Chat Quotes thread going again
03:46:41 ‹RhythmSpring›I feel like it's been neglected
03:47:09 ‹bIRD_›Laughing
03:47:39 ‹bezevo›hell-o all
03:48:11 ‹Pandora›That thread is golden. It is all too easy to waste hours reading it.
...
04:06:03 ‹RhythmSpring›Shall we continue to neglect the funny chat quotes thread in consideration of those who do not wish to waste their time on the internet?
04:08:06 ‹Kikker›CosmicLion uploaded a new image:
04:09:17 ‹bIRD_›no let em burn! continue the thread!
04:09:19bIRD_ evil
04:09:52 ‹RhythmSpring›okay
04:10:09 ‹bIRD_›yeah... uh-hum.. seems reasonable
04:11:29 ‹bIRD_›let-everyone-burn -> agreeable?
04:13:16bIRD_ gets the candles ready
04:13:38bIRD_ puts candle ontop of car tire and lights it HEHEHE
04:13:38 ‹CosmicLion›gonna stink man
04:13:55 ‹CosmicLion›at least try to make some smoked tofu or something in the process

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From the unspoken
Grows the once broken
 
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