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Vangoghdream
#1 Posted : 9/26/2021 4:22:24 PM
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This is the 'Mountaintop Guru' thread. Notice where the thread is located, in the humor and fun section, so have fun and be humurous!

You can both ask or answer a question. Mountaintop gurus are welcome here! New-age gurus are very welcome here!! Those seeking answers to the world's greatest questions are welcome here! Please feel free to post any and all guru related material.


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#2 Posted : 9/26/2021 4:23:41 PM
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Voidmatrix
#3 Posted : 9/26/2021 6:12:04 PM

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Hmmm I wonder what inspired this thread Laughing

Here's my contribution.

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What if the "truth" is: the "truth" is indescernible/unknowable/nonexistent? Then the closest we get is through being true to and with ourselves.


Know thyself, nothing in excess, certainty brings insanity- Delphic Maxims

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Question everything... including questioning everything... There's so much I could be wrong about and have no idea...
All posts and supposed experiences are from an imaginary interdimensional being. This being has the proclivity and compulsion for delving in depths it shouldn't. Posts should be taken with a grain of salt. 👽
 
ShamanisticVibes
#4 Posted : 9/27/2021 12:55:00 PM
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Lol, I wonder Big grin ........ Something I learned from Guru Hathasmalveena

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Vangoghdream
#5 Posted : 9/28/2021 3:56:15 PM
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How to choose a Guru. Smile




Become a shaman

 
Vangoghdream
#6 Posted : 9/28/2021 4:23:20 PM
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Laughing





 
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#7 Posted : 9/28/2021 5:04:24 PM
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Metta-Morpheus
#8 Posted : 9/28/2021 9:46:15 PM

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Guru Scott loves the d.
“You think that’s air you’re breathing?” -Morpheus
“Whoa fellas, I’m feeling kinda bowling ball-ish.” -Leopold Butters Stoch
It’s got what plants crave. -Brawndo

Magic is here for us all to feel. Naming it isn’t what makes it real.
Running around for us all to know, noticing isn’t what makes it so... -Avett Brothers
 
ShamanisticVibes
#9 Posted : 9/29/2021 12:34:07 AM
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Guru Tugginmapuddah himself! Big grin
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#10 Posted : 9/29/2021 8:29:10 AM

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Guru Scott loves the d.

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“There is a way of manipulating matter and energy so as to produce what modern scientists call 'a field of force'. The field acts on the observer and puts him in a privileged position vis-à-vis the universe. From this position he has access to the realities which are ordinarily hidden from us by time and space, matter and energy. This is what we call the Great Work."
― Jacques Bergier, quoting Fulcanelli
 
Vangoghdream
#11 Posted : 9/29/2021 2:27:24 PM
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WTF?!Shocked



This guy just decided he is going to live for 200 years!



Talking monkeys and lions are in our future!



Brain cells are dying. Drool



Laugh therapy!

 
Vangoghdream
#12 Posted : 9/29/2021 3:09:37 PM
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A man gets hits by lightning and barely survives. The experience is life-changing, and the man decides to give up all his worldly concerns and possessions and focus solely on the spiritual.

He follows through with his plan, and becomes a deeply religious vagrant who wanders the land barefoot wearing tattered robes, eating as little as possible, and forgoing all wordly pleasures. He carries nothing with him, not even a toothbrush.

One day he wanders into a town, and someone sees him and yells, "Hey, Mary Poppins!" Confused, he waves and continues on his way. But less than an hour later, another person spots him and yells, "Hey, Mary Poppins!" The man frowns, but determined not to let simple worldly concerns bother him, he keeps walking. Then a third time, someone on the street notices him and says, "Hey, Mary Poppins!"

Finally, the guru snaps. "Why does everyone keep calling me that?" he demands.

The person who yelled seems surprised he doesn't know. "Well, everyone calls you that," he replies. "You're that guy who got struck by lightning and decided to become a spiritual guru, right?"

"Right," says the guru.

"And you barely eat anything, so that you're practically starving, and you walk everywhere barefoot, and you don't even carry a toothbrush?"

"Right," says the guru. "So why does everyone keep calling me Mary Poppins?"

"Because," says the man, "you're the super-calloused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis."


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Where does the guru go after a long day of work?
Hooooommmmmmmmmmmmme


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One of them opens his eyes and whispers "Life...", then closes his eyes and keeps on meditating.
Seasons come and go, twenty years pass, then the second guru opens his eyes and whispers "...is suffering...". Then stops suddenly and dives deep into meditation again.
After another twenty years of meditation the third guru opens his eyes and says "C'mon guys, are we here for chitchat????"


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How did the guru cross the river?
He swami across it.


 
Vangoghdream
#13 Posted : 10/8/2021 3:11:33 AM
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