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DmnStr8
#101 Posted : 5/23/2018 3:42:03 AM

Come what may


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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.
"In the universe there is an immeasurable, indescribable force which shamans call intent, and absolutely everything that exists in the entire cosmos is attached to intent by a connecting link." ~Carlos Castaneda
 

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ETERNAL
#102 Posted : 5/23/2018 4:02:51 AM

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David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face."
There is only this and now. What this is exists as one.
 
Oskar
#103 Posted : 5/23/2018 1:10:44 PM

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A nurse pulls a thermometer from her pocket & says "Some arsehole's got my pen".
 
downwardsfromzero
#104 Posted : 3/4/2019 6:32:43 PM

Comical egg spurt; Senile mumbler

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I was recently inspired to write some Shakespearean verse after being overcome by fumes emitted from a
current-sensing liquid which could be applied using a ballpoint-pen. High on Bic paint ammeter.
Ora, lege, lege, lege, relege et labora

“To be GOVERNED is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so. To be GOVERNED is to be at every operation, at every transaction noted, registered, counted, taxed, stamped, measured, numbered, assessed, licensed, authorized, admonished, prevented, forbidden, reformed, corrected, punished. It is, under pretext of public utility, and in the name of the general interest, to be place under contribution, drilled, fleeced, exploited, monopolized, extorted from, squeezed, hoaxed, robbed; then, at the slightest resistance, the first word of complaint, to be repressed, fined, vilified, harassed, hunted down, abused, clubbed, disarmed, bound, choked, imprisoned, judged, condemned, shot, deported, sacrificed, sold, betrayed; and to crown all, mocked, ridiculed, derided, outraged, dishonored. That is government; that is its justice; that is its morality."
― Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
 
Nydex
#105 Posted : 3/4/2019 7:11:08 PM

Suffer; Survive; Evolve; Repeat


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Don't know what the source of this is, but:
Quote:
It's all fun and games until someone loses an "I".
Break free from the chains of your beliefs. It is only then that you may find a moment of blissful stillness amidst the raging storm. Stay awhile and listen. The winds of truth shall fill your sails, and the oceans of hidden and long forgotten knowledge, ancient as the cosmos itself, will be yours to explore.
Quote:
O, supreme beings of the higher realms, allow me to venture into your dimensions. I come with love and with harmony. I bring no hatred and carry no malevolence in my soul. I come to learn and to grow. Show me your world and gift me some of your knowledge. Ask me, and I shall answer with honesty; hug me, and I shall hug you back; advise me, and I shall follow your wisdom. Heal me from my fear and give me insight. There is little I can offer back but my love and trust. O, supreme beings of the higher realms... I am yours.
 
dragonrider
#106 Posted : 3/5/2019 7:16:05 PM

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I don't know if this qualifies as a joke, but i think alex jones is going to be president of the united states one day. To american standards he's acting pretty "presidential".
 
FranLover
#107 Posted : 3/5/2019 11:45:51 PM

Long live the world in peace, prosperity, and freedom from suffering


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I met a guy at the bus stop today that told me that if I'd suck his dick he'd give me this watch
Cura cura cuerpecito/Cura cura almacita/Ayahuasca medicina/eres muy sagrada/ tienes el poder de sanar nuestra gente/Chacrunita medicina...wachumita medicina...Nakaykuna medicina...
I used to think of you. I'd think "She exists. She's out there somewhere." And that would give me strenght.
See the job. Do the job. Stay out of the misery.
 
downwardsfromzero
#108 Posted : 3/6/2019 2:32:10 AM

Comical egg spurt; Senile mumbler

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FranLover wrote:
I met a guy at the bus stop today that told me that if I'd suck his dick he'd give me this watch

That's a nice watch, would you like some shoes to go with it?
Ora, lege, lege, lege, relege et labora

“To be GOVERNED is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so. To be GOVERNED is to be at every operation, at every transaction noted, registered, counted, taxed, stamped, measured, numbered, assessed, licensed, authorized, admonished, prevented, forbidden, reformed, corrected, punished. It is, under pretext of public utility, and in the name of the general interest, to be place under contribution, drilled, fleeced, exploited, monopolized, extorted from, squeezed, hoaxed, robbed; then, at the slightest resistance, the first word of complaint, to be repressed, fined, vilified, harassed, hunted down, abused, clubbed, disarmed, bound, choked, imprisoned, judged, condemned, shot, deported, sacrificed, sold, betrayed; and to crown all, mocked, ridiculed, derided, outraged, dishonored. That is government; that is its justice; that is its morality."
― Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
 
FranLover
#109 Posted : 3/6/2019 3:40:43 PM

Long live the world in peace, prosperity, and freedom from suffering


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downwardsfromzero wrote:
FranLover wrote:
I met a guy at the bus stop today that told me that if I'd suck his dick he'd give me this watch

That's a nice watch, would you like some shoes to go with it?


Thanks for the offer, but I have no feet!
Cura cura cuerpecito/Cura cura almacita/Ayahuasca medicina/eres muy sagrada/ tienes el poder de sanar nuestra gente/Chacrunita medicina...wachumita medicina...Nakaykuna medicina...
I used to think of you. I'd think "She exists. She's out there somewhere." And that would give me strenght.
See the job. Do the job. Stay out of the misery.
 
AcaciaConfusedYah
#110 Posted : 3/6/2019 6:04:22 PM

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I got some feet... today, only, I'll make an offer you wouldn't want to refuse...





Oh, no.... my dick is fine. I want that watch!
Have a great day!
 
downwardsfromzero
#111 Posted : 1/16/2020 10:50:25 PM

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I was disappointed to find out that Instagram has nothing to do with ordering drug deliveries online (AFAIK).
Ora, lege, lege, lege, relege et labora

“To be GOVERNED is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so. To be GOVERNED is to be at every operation, at every transaction noted, registered, counted, taxed, stamped, measured, numbered, assessed, licensed, authorized, admonished, prevented, forbidden, reformed, corrected, punished. It is, under pretext of public utility, and in the name of the general interest, to be place under contribution, drilled, fleeced, exploited, monopolized, extorted from, squeezed, hoaxed, robbed; then, at the slightest resistance, the first word of complaint, to be repressed, fined, vilified, harassed, hunted down, abused, clubbed, disarmed, bound, choked, imprisoned, judged, condemned, shot, deported, sacrificed, sold, betrayed; and to crown all, mocked, ridiculed, derided, outraged, dishonored. That is government; that is its justice; that is its morality."
― Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
 
Metta-Morpheus
#112 Posted : 1/16/2020 11:19:28 PM

Fly with the sea birds and sh!t

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ETERNAL wrote:
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face."


I love that movie!
“You think that’s air you’re breathing?” -Morpheus
“Whoa fellas, I’m feeling kinda bowling ball-ish.” -Leopold Butters Stoch
It’s got what plants crave. -Brawndo

Magic is here for us all to feel. Naming it isn’t what makes it real.
Running around for us all to know, noticing isn’t what makes so... -Avett Brothers
 
hug46
#113 Posted : 2/12/2020 11:09:57 PM

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My child doesn't want to eat meat. With what can i replace it? ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''A dog. A dog loves meat.
 
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