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DmnStr8
#101 Posted : 5/23/2018 3:42:03 AM

Come what may


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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.
"In the universe there is an immeasurable, indescribable force which shamans call intent, and absolutely everything that exists in the entire cosmos is attached to intent by a connecting link." ~Carlos Castaneda
 

Good quality Syrian rue (Peganum harmala) for an incredible price!
 
ETERNAL
#102 Posted : 5/23/2018 4:02:51 AM

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David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face."
There is only this and now. What this is exists as one.
 
Oskar
#103 Posted : 5/23/2018 1:10:44 PM

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A nurse pulls a thermometer from her pocket & says "Some arsehole's got my pen".
 
downwardsfromzero
#104 Posted : 3/4/2019 6:32:43 PM

No way ticket

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I was recently inspired to write some Shakespearean verse after being overcome by fumes emitted from a
current-sensing liquid which could be applied using a ballpoint-pen. High on Bic paint ammeter.
Ora, lege, lege, lege, relege et labora

“There is a way of manipulating matter and energy so as to produce what modern scientists call 'a field of force'. The field acts on the observer and puts him in a privileged position vis-à-vis the universe. From this position he has access to the realities which are ordinarily hidden from us by time and space, matter and energy. This is what we call the Great Work."
― Jacques Bergier, quoting Fulcanelli
 
Nydex
#105 Posted : 3/4/2019 7:11:08 PM

Suffer; Survive; Evolve; Repeat


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Don't know what the source of this is, but:
Quote:
It's all fun and games until someone loses an "I".
Break free from the chains of your beliefs. It is only then that you may find a moment of blissful stillness amidst the raging storm. Stay awhile and listen. The winds of truth shall fill your sails, and the oceans of hidden and long forgotten knowledge, ancient as the cosmos itself, will be yours to explore.
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O, supreme beings of the higher realms, allow me to venture into your dimensions. I come with love and with harmony. I bring no hatred and carry no malevolence in my soul. I come to learn and to grow. Show me your world and gift me some of your knowledge. Ask me, and I shall answer with honesty; hug me, and I shall hug you back; advise me, and I shall follow your wisdom. Heal me from my fear and give me insight. There is little I can offer back but my love and trust. O, supreme beings of the higher realms... I am yours.
 
dragonrider
#106 Posted : 3/5/2019 7:16:05 PM

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I don't know if this qualifies as a joke, but i think alex jones is going to be president of the united states one day. To american standards he's acting pretty "presidential".
 
FranLover
#107 Posted : 3/5/2019 11:45:51 PM

Long live the world in peace, prosperity, and freedom from suffering


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I met a guy at the bus stop today that told me that if I'd suck his dick he'd give me this watch
Todo lo que quiero es que me recuerdes siempre así...amándote. Mantay kuna kayadidididi~~Ayahuasca shamudididi. Silence ○ Shiva ◇ eternal Purusha.
What we have done is establish the rule of authority in silence. Silence is the administrator of the universe. In silence is the script of Natural Law, eternally guiding the destiny of everyone. The Joy of Giving See the job. Do the job. Stay out of the misery.
May this world be established with a sense of well-being and happiness. May all beings in all worlds be blessed with peace, contentment, and freedom.
This mass of stress visible in the here & now has sensuality for its reason, sensuality for its source, sensuality for its cause, the reason being simply sensuality.
 
downwardsfromzero
#108 Posted : 3/6/2019 2:32:10 AM

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FranLover wrote:
I met a guy at the bus stop today that told me that if I'd suck his dick he'd give me this watch

That's a nice watch, would you like some shoes to go with it?
Ora, lege, lege, lege, relege et labora

“There is a way of manipulating matter and energy so as to produce what modern scientists call 'a field of force'. The field acts on the observer and puts him in a privileged position vis-à-vis the universe. From this position he has access to the realities which are ordinarily hidden from us by time and space, matter and energy. This is what we call the Great Work."
― Jacques Bergier, quoting Fulcanelli
 
FranLover
#109 Posted : 3/6/2019 3:40:43 PM

Long live the world in peace, prosperity, and freedom from suffering


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downwardsfromzero wrote:
FranLover wrote:
I met a guy at the bus stop today that told me that if I'd suck his dick he'd give me this watch

That's a nice watch, would you like some shoes to go with it?


Thanks for the offer, but I have no feet!
Todo lo que quiero es que me recuerdes siempre así...amándote. Mantay kuna kayadidididi~~Ayahuasca shamudididi. Silence ○ Shiva ◇ eternal Purusha.
What we have done is establish the rule of authority in silence. Silence is the administrator of the universe. In silence is the script of Natural Law, eternally guiding the destiny of everyone. The Joy of Giving See the job. Do the job. Stay out of the misery.
May this world be established with a sense of well-being and happiness. May all beings in all worlds be blessed with peace, contentment, and freedom.
This mass of stress visible in the here & now has sensuality for its reason, sensuality for its source, sensuality for its cause, the reason being simply sensuality.
 
AcaciaConfusedYah
#110 Posted : 3/6/2019 6:04:22 PM

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I got some feet... today, only, I'll make an offer you wouldn't want to refuse...





Oh, no.... my dick is fine. I want that watch!
Have a great day!
 
downwardsfromzero
#111 Posted : 1/16/2020 10:50:25 PM

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I was disappointed to find out that Instagram has nothing to do with ordering drug deliveries online (AFAIK).
Ora, lege, lege, lege, relege et labora

“There is a way of manipulating matter and energy so as to produce what modern scientists call 'a field of force'. The field acts on the observer and puts him in a privileged position vis-à-vis the universe. From this position he has access to the realities which are ordinarily hidden from us by time and space, matter and energy. This is what we call the Great Work."
― Jacques Bergier, quoting Fulcanelli
 
Metta-Morpheus
#112 Posted : 1/16/2020 11:19:28 PM

Fly with the sea birds and sh!t

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ETERNAL wrote:
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face."


I love that movie!
“You think that’s air you’re breathing?” -Morpheus
“Whoa fellas, I’m feeling kinda bowling ball-ish.” -Leopold Butters Stoch
It’s got what plants crave. -Brawndo

Magic is here for us all to feel. Naming it isn’t what makes it real.
Running around for us all to know, noticing isn’t what makes it so... -Avett Brothers
 
hug46
#113 Posted : 2/12/2020 11:09:57 PM

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My child doesn't want to eat meat. With what can i replace it? ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''A dog. A dog loves meat.
 
downwardsfromzero
#114 Posted : 4/10/2020 10:17:10 PM

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I found out today why they had to replace the set on "The Wizard of Oz". There was some wear over the rainbow.
Ora, lege, lege, lege, relege et labora

“There is a way of manipulating matter and energy so as to produce what modern scientists call 'a field of force'. The field acts on the observer and puts him in a privileged position vis-à-vis the universe. From this position he has access to the realities which are ordinarily hidden from us by time and space, matter and energy. This is what we call the Great Work."
― Jacques Bergier, quoting Fulcanelli
 
RhythmSpring
#115 Posted : 4/11/2020 8:21:33 AM

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I was meditating the other day, and I *finally* arrived at the present moment!!!

Glad I don't have to do THAT again!
From the unspoken
Grows the once broken
 
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